You don’t wanna know how big the other one is! …Seriously!
It makes Cloud look like he’s carrying a dinner knife!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 4, 2010 · 1:34 AM
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Categories: Heavy Weapons, Overkill, Playstation, Swordplay, Uncategorized, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (53 Comments) |
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How could you not bring your big sword? I know I bring my big "sword" everywhere.
(HA HA PENIS JOKE)
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More like penis amirite
Now that's just ridiculously overcompensating.
And God help you if you make me bust out my REALLY big sword!
Oh Arthas, you and your Frostmourne.
I left it in my other pants.
Now for the real question: Does that aword need a weak point for massive damage?
Why is there a gigantic floating pinecone behind the word lucky?
If you want to know the real reason why War from Darksiders has to overcompensate so badly, answer this question:
War. What is it good for?
"And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword. "
Overcompensation of biblical proportions.
Ike is too busy using the big one.
inb4 I am Heavy Weapons Guy
That sword is a spy!
Big sword jokes aside, we need a NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH PORTALS screencap of Darksiders, i mean, you literally GET the PORTAL GUN, so yeah…
It costs 400,000 dollars to use this small sword…..
for twelve seconds.
and remember, if the sword is not at least twice as big as the user, it is NOT Final Fantasy
I'll put it… in my pants
Wait, it's already there
I can count at least eight points on that sword that can be used as a bottle opener.
its a metal penis.