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Shepard, I'm real happy for you, and Imm'a let you finish, but Captain Crunch was one of the best captains of all time!

Captain Crunch was truly a great leader! Well except that his cereal always scratched up the roof of my mouth…
By Ashkan S.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 1, 2010 · 8:45 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (282 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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BioWare, Electronic Arts, Kanyegate, Mass Effect, PC, Xbox 360

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OBJECTION!
Captain Falcon is the best Captain of all times.

Also Kanye, gtfo my Mass effect 2..
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23 replies · active 788 weeks ago
Once upon a time there was a space ship with three captains, Captain Falcon, Captain Kirk and Captain Crunch, The second in command was Buzz Lightyear and the ship it went to awesome and beyond.
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1 reply · active 788 weeks ago
Now I haven't played ME2 yet, but... isn't Shepard a Commander, not a Captain?
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1 reply · active 788 weeks ago
Ironically i was eating captain crunch when i saw this
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KHAAAAAANye!
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3 replies · active 788 weeks ago
Captain Crunch was a horrible captain! He led the kids in the conspiracy against the Trix rabbit! Which reminds me:

Long ago, there was a Jewish tribe called the Trids. Their only source of water was a lake near the top of a mountain. However, a giant lived on the peak. When he was in a bad mood, he would kick any Trids he saw down the mountain. Eventually, he started getting angry more often.

When the giant reached a point where he always kicked the Trids down the mountain, they went to their rabbi. "Please help us, rabbi!" they cried. The rabbi didn't know what he could do, but he went to the top of the mountain. The giant looked at the rabbi and said "Yes?"

"Please let my people get their water!" cried the rabbi. The giant sighed and said "Very well." The rabbi thanked the giant, and said "Why didn't you kick me off the mountain, o giant?"

The giant looked down and said "Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"
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I always considered Captain Crunch to be the cereal for emos since it always seems to scratch the roof of the consumer's mouth
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2 replies · active 788 weeks ago
...But can he se why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch? Probably not with those retarded-looking shades.
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2 replies · active 788 weeks ago
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I HAVE HAD A REVELATION! In the future EVERYONE will speak in memes and obscure internet references! O.O

...

also
looks like Shepard
*sunglasses*
just got Herd...
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*sips meme*
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7 replies · active 788 weeks ago
>.< oh god i hope these jokes dont hit the NES
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1 reply · active 788 weeks ago
Crunkitize me, Captain!
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Shepard: There's only one way to decide this...
DANCE OFF!
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2 replies · active 788 weeks ago
I have a laser gun. Your argument is invalid.
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7 replies · active 788 weeks ago
shepard: I dont have time for your nonsence
*goes to sweet rave party*
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I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that...
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1 reply · active 788 weeks ago
I have Colonel. Crunch's Captain is invalid.
~*~
FIRST!!!!
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