Oh Luigi… those who do not put their faith in Falcon will never receive absolution!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 29, 2010 · 10:48 AM |
Categories: Bad Ideas, Nintendo, Spiritual Enlightenment, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Uncategorized, Wii · Leave a comment () 36 Comments |
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That Poltergust won't save you now!
Well you've done it now Weegee. Now NOBODY will pay attention to Weegee. Not Falcon, not Wolf, not ANYONE.
Wait… I thought the devil of the Falcon Church was Wolf…
He's the anti-falcon, but not the devil
The devil is freaked out because a green Mario apeared from nowhere
What's this I hear about Godzilla worshipping Wolf?
Back in the year 2000
satan: so… you wish to have your own game again do you?
luigi: oh yes please! i givea you all my self respect for it!
satan: very well… you will have your own game, it will be called LUIGI'S MANSION!
luigi: oh thanka you!
satan: it will suck
luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
::picture gets taken::
satan: AND THAT WILL BE THE BOX ART! MWAH HA HA HA!
poor Weegee, selling his soul to surpass his brother's level of attention..
Hope he can save a princess or two before he burns for eternity :/
He's gonna make sure you pay attention to Weegee
Sadly for Weegee, not even Satan payed attention to his prayers.
I tought I heard my name and…
WTF??
Bad Luigi!
Bad!!
Now that's the reason why I started attending CoF in the first place!!!
http://www.falconchurch.com/forum.php
Wait…does this mean Weegee is gonna turn goth?
"No one pays attention to Weegee. Why should Falcon care? He was never there for Weegee when I needed him most! TT_TT" *weegee runs off crying*
Nobody paid attention to him…
…so he turned to the only one who would…..