<a href="http://www.halolz.com/2010/01/06/im-ready-for-my-close-up/" rel="bookmark">I’M READY FOR MY CLOSE UP!

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Daifuku 113p · 799 weeks ago

This picture was brought to you by Shawn Handyside's hangover.

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Marzen 101p · 799 weeks ago

This month's entry is loads better than the female boomer entry. Can you say "Two Girls One Bottle of Boomer Bile"?

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Badonk 105p · 799 weeks ago

kinky

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VideoGameGeek 72p · 799 weeks ago

Inb4DEMLEGS

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Taiho 86p · 799 weeks ago

He wants to ride you like a bitch.

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FoxyMayo 89p · 799 weeks ago

AGH. I've never got a good look at their faces until now (Because they've always taken a liking to riding MY face). That fucker's ugly, gimme a shotgun. And hopefully I'll find a Twinkie.

Ataeru 91p · 799 weeks ago

Cameraman: yes yes, QUIET ON THE SET!
*camera records*

Anouncer: having trouble with zombies? well thats settled with the Sega-12!
Zombie: What?
*Auto-Shotgunned*

Nick Soapdish 110p · 799 weeks ago

Playinfected Magazine: January 2010
Centrefold of the month: The Jockey "This month, the Jockeys come off!"

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sorin255 58p · 799 weeks ago

i couldn't help but notice... this isnt in the disturbing category... D;

AuraMaster 107p · 799 weeks ago

How about you get ready to get blown up.

CodePhoenix525 90p · 799 weeks ago

You wont find chocolate in there!

Tenck 72p · 799 weeks ago

Oh god, this submission was a trap! My sanity shields can't take ugliness of THIS magnitude!

In other news, this pic reminded me of Kirby Untooned. Which is regrettable, since it means I probably won't be eating for awhile >.<

DClaw 83p · 799 weeks ago

You want a close UP?
Well I'm gonna lay the smack DOWN!

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SolidScientist 101p · 799 weeks ago

At least he's not a bikini model...

deleted8824092 102p · 799 weeks ago

NO! NOT THE CLOSEUP!! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!!

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Hakokoro 82p · 799 weeks ago

Ha!He will never make it with...THAT clothes!Pff!My god,i can believe he is walking wearing these things!Soooo pathetic,like,supeeeeer lame,do you get it?