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MARTH USED CASTRATION! IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

There are few Pokemon that this move is not super effective against!
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MARTH USED CASTRATION!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 3, 2009 · 6:55 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(182 votes, average: 3.01 out of 5)

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Balls of Steel, Fire Emblem, Nintendo, Pokémon, Special Attacks, Stabbey Stabbey, Super Smash Bros, Swordplay, Wii

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DClaw 83p · 804 weeks ago

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 804 weeks ago

"I took his weapons away. Both of them."

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deleted8824092 102p · 804 weeks ago

It doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. The balls are inert.

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Hakokoro 82p · 804 weeks ago

It looks like that Lucario...

Just lost his pokeBALLS!

*rimshot*

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 804 weeks ago

and there goes lucario's unnaturally low voice

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tveye 100p · 804 weeks ago

Marth must not know that the more damage Lucario gets, the stronger he becomes. Cutting off his balls must be a death sentence.

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SolidScientist 101p · 804 weeks ago

"This is Prof. Oak saying help control the Pokemon Population, have your Pokemon spayed or neutered!"

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MrRaccoon 106p · 804 weeks ago

Remeber kids: Don't neuter your pets
Let an expert do it *grabs out sword*

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Warlord Senax 85p · 804 weeks ago

You see, THIS IS WHY YOUR SUPPOSED TO DO AS THE DOCTOR SAYS!
"I said TURN YOUR HEAD and COUGH, motherfucker!"

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TheDerpKnight 101p · 804 weeks ago

Seconds after that fateful moment thousands of furries commited suicide.

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MorningMoon 97p · 804 weeks ago

Actually, Marth isn't stabbing Lucario at all. Marth couldn't get Lucario off the road, and he had to get to his lover's wedding to tell him that they're not brothers so it's ok. Marth started to attack Lucario in order to scare it and make it leave, sadly, his hand got stuck inside the pokemon's ass. Before Marth finally getting his arm free, Ike, Wolf, Link and many others saw Marth with his hand in there and mocked him. Then, sadly, Marth noticed that the ring he was going to use to propose was no longer in his hand, as it was now inside Lucario, so now as we saw on the picture, Marth fisted Lucario in order to grab the rings.

If you get the refference, you Win.

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Vabolo 118p · 804 weeks ago

So I guess it's not very effective against female and genderless pokémon (most legendaries). Which is more than 50% of the pokémon population. WHAT A SUCK-ASS MOVE! D:<

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JboneDRS 70p · 804 weeks ago

Don't you just hate those one hit kill moves?

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Marzen 101p · 804 weeks ago

Using it on a female Pokemon leads to hilarity.

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Minilandstan 43p · 804 weeks ago

Thats one way of getting fixed...

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 804 weeks ago

Marth is trying to feel the true power of Lucario's aura.

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Squikker2001 93p · 804 weeks ago

Wait! Wouldn't Lucario would have balls of STEEL?

Yeesh, imagine the screeching sound metal on metal would make.

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WizardRex 75p · 804 weeks ago

The look of utter horror on Lucario's face is priceless.

"My source of fandom! Noooooooooo!"

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BurnoutSpartan 83p · 804 weeks ago

I don't think he's slicing them of. Marth is trying to tell us something...

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mariocake1 13p · 802 weeks ago

tveye is right. Its like kicking god in the shin.

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OrionX 91p · 804 weeks ago

Be sure to get your Lucario spayed or neutered. (Otherwise it'll leave its "aura" all over anything it can get itself on)

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Ataeru 91p · 804 weeks ago

*rips out*
Lucario: AAAARRRRRRHHHH!!!!
*collapse*

FATALITY!

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