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Danger of Stepping on Banana

Mario Kart… making fruit exponentially more dangerous for your health!
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Danger of Stepping on Banana

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 26, 2009 · 8:17 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(227 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)

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Charts & Graphs, Depressing, Mario Kart, Nintendo, Secret Items

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DClaw 83p · 807 weeks ago

Ah, yes...How many times have YOU slipped on a banana peel and ended up in these situations:
1. Spinning off into the nearest pit.
2. Falling off a speed ramp while watching everyone go ahead.
3. (My personal favorite) Slipping and coliding into a mass of green shells, red shells and other FUN hazards.
4. Spinning off into some "godly" trap.
5. Slipping and falling into a ravonous pit of BOILING lava!

Please leave anything regarding this and other situations, as I would LOVE to know.

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BlueChameleon 92p · 807 weeks ago

Just as I open this the damn Ant & Dec Mario Kart ad comes on the TV.
I bet they couldn't run over a banana if they tried.

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Comire 101p · 807 weeks ago

If a banana falls in Maple Treeway and no-one is around to hear, does it cause a crash?

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Leo E. 114p · 807 weeks ago

It's not manslaughter, that's first-degree murder.

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Frentzen127 56p · 807 weeks ago

If you step the banana you just threw, would that be considered suicide?
In Mario Kart that is.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 807 weeks ago

Now this is why we shouldn't trust those monkeys!!

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 807 weeks ago

This chart is also correct if you replace Mario Kart with Billy Madison. O'Doyle rules!

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Psychopatrick88 90p · 807 weeks ago

What about bananas in Brawl?

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Jet_Sparrow 82p · 807 weeks ago

"Backwards running windmill before fall." Aside from the running part, this could also be applied to Mario Kart.

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Fmarulz 79p · 807 weeks ago

bananas, the never ending item that only the ones in the first place know how to use.

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Minilandstan 43p · 807 weeks ago

Bannana my teeth! Plants are the real danger here! WE MUST DESTROY THEIR MASSIVE ARMIES!

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Cypher 71p · 807 weeks ago

Sadly it cancels out when you mix Mario Kart and real life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y

Spies? Sappin' mah bananas?

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 807 weeks ago

When it comes comes to banana peels I'm hitting weak points for massive damage. OH SHIZA BLUE SHE-

*insert wtf boom here*

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 807 weeks ago

HAPPY THANKSGIVING HALOLZ!!!

And because I got my wisdom teeth pulled and still cant chew... SPY SAPPIN MY TURKEY!!!

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deleted2661867 79p · 807 weeks ago

Chances of getting hit by an exploding blue shell would also be like this. Apart from instead of rarely happening in the real world, it never happens IRL. NEVER.

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 807 weeks ago

That chart is very accurate

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Spencer 119p · 807 weeks ago

As soon as I read the title, I KNEW there was going to be a Mario Kart reference...
Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving everyone

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TheRedGrunt 75p · 807 weeks ago

LOL! I was just playing Mario Kart last night. Then I fell asleep @ teh WiiL. For real.

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Badonk 105p · 807 weeks ago

Looks like this chart
*puts on sunglasses*
Just slipped up.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Colonel_Obvious -93p · 807 weeks ago

This chart is clearly false. In Mario Kart, you run over bananas.
~*~
FIRST!!!!

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