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Oh God… so awful! I’m only surprised Castlevania:SOTN wasn’t able to grab a top fifty spot! But still, who can forget Dr. Light with the Elmer Fudd voice? I mean, I’m still trying!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 14, 2009 · 12:09 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (200 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)
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Number 20 sounded like something out of the original RvB episodes; like something Caboose would say.
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2 replies · active 796 weeks ago
"I have to stay alive and write this article before I die"
Who said videogames didn't make sense? =b

Man, they look like they were made like that on pourpose to make you laugh!
Also:
"let me be your oponent... nao"
"I doooont belieeeeve in maaaaagiiic"
"I love you... much than anyone else... much much more"
"Before you die I'm going to tell you a little secret just to make it so you don't want to die"

and the winner is:
"... mankind must livefffffffff... ffffffffffffff"
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2 replies · active 796 weeks ago
Oh god, 5 was hilarious!

"Hii, what a cute boy. Interested in my body, aren't you?"

"Not interested."

"Ohh, you're into THAT"

"I like girls. But now... It's about justice."
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2 replies · active 796 weeks ago
In his blood? Way to go, kid!
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Sorry if I can't hear some of your rants, I'm kinda bleeding from the ears right now.
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Number 7:
Colonel? COLONELLLLLL!
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2 replies · active 796 weeks ago
Oh come on, you have all this but you didn't have Chaos Wars in here?
http://www.halolz.com/2008/06/12/video-worst-voic...
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I was expecting to hear Silent Hill dialogue at some point since they put a line of Resident Evil. Oh well... It's better if they don't know >.>

Any Philipps Cd-i game deserves to be in this list :p
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And now for the humorous Paulrus commentary.

#50 - Christopher Walken?
#46- *kills Me*
#38- This arrow... is NOT black!
#36- Performed by some college kid over a headset, recorded with Fraps.
#33- .......line?......
#32- Doc from Red vs. Blue?
#30- Beep boop. I am generic Asian-wise-man-o'-tron 2.0.
#28- Yesterday's history is history. From yesterday.
#25- It's true. I wrote the Wikipedia article.
#23- *Bomb diffuse victory skip*
#20- Audio from Season One of Red vs. Blue?
#18- (no commentary for this one. Too fucking hilarious)
#17- "Young Skywalker...."
#15- (see #18)
#12- The final words of a LOLCAT.
#9- I HAVE NO WILL TO BE IN THIS HOR-I-BLE GAME PLEASE GIVE ME MY PAY-CHECK SO THAT I CAN PAY TO FEED MY DRUG HA-BIT. GIR-EL.
#2- Man fucking a pig named Dennis

Games missing from this list
-Syphon Filter 2
-Bubsy 3D
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2 replies · active 796 weeks ago
#3 did he trip up on his lines XD
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im surprised there wasn't anything from Sonic games in there

one line that deserves an honorable mention just burns in my mind;
"We have to get to the computer room!" - Vector, 4Kids Voice, Shadow the Hedgehog
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3 replies · active 796 weeks ago
Be vewwwwy quiet, I'm huntin' fow mavericks.

Or rather, building robots that hunt mavericks.

And of course #25 is not a surprise for me.
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Did anyone else think of Tristan Taylor's YGOTAS voice around #32?
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Sean, do NOT diss SotN. Yes, the lines made no sense, YES, it was super-melodramatic, but that combination simply made that scene the best in video games, EVER. Bar none.

That said... Once you get into the teens, you really have to start wondering if some of these weren't being done deliberately.

#16 Sounds like some sort of amateur cartoon villain desperately trying to find ways to make himself look like more than a prick, #18 is just super hilarious, and #12? WRITING ARTICLES IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN LIFE ITSELF.
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5FeJuggernaut · 796 weeks ago

"Tom left a message; he wrote it on the floor in his own blood."

"In his blood? Way to go kid!"
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the best part of all this is that we get anoyed when we listen to them when we play but is freaking hilarious when we get to listen them and know that their are the worse voice actors we have ever seen (too much fail XD)
If u are interested in manga and in voice acting this one is a must see XD
http://www.mangafox.com/manga/koe_de_oshigoto/
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I was lame to play mario party 6, but the "taunts"? *Shudder*
Mario: Hey Stinky!
Majority: boooooo...(girly)
the only funny one was luigi...
ACK FOUL, oh sorry....
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The second guy in #49 sounds like Futurama's Nixon towards the end. :P
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My favourite line is from X-Men the Arcade Game when Magneto says, "Welcome! to Die!"
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Huh?! No Baten Kaitos in there? That would have at LEAST gotten in the top ten!
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For my zinger of a comment, please refer to the video!
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2 replies · active 796 weeks ago
Now bear my Arctic Blast *fabulous handwave*
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I think that Barry's "ITs a weapon" quote wouldve been better

"Its used to kill living things!"
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32 could've been recorded in San Fransisco if you catch my drift.
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Okay, all of the list summed up nicely: WTF VAs?!
We have vast amounts of brilliant voice actors, who aren't being payed by these companies, and they don't go scouting for them? (Seriously I have several friends and acquaintances I could gather to do a better job of all those >_<)
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Is it just me or do numbers 41 and 40 go oh so well together?
"Oh no, somethings coming, oh no, he's going to explode!"
"Now bear my arctic blast!"
Feel the innuendo people.
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5 may have had bad acting, but that was a pretty bas ass line.
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I'm surprised there wasn't more House of the Dead 2 in there. It wasn't the worst acting of all time but it was every character for the entire game. At least you could shoot some of them.
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2 replies · active 796 weeks ago
40 was just lulzy
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I definately would have enjoyed MM8 WAY more if they hadn't totally screwed up the voices... -.-

(goes to find a rom of the japenese version to see if it still sucks)
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2 replies · active 796 weeks ago
These clips make "they're eating her and then they're going to eat me OH MY GOOOOOOD" seem... well seem slightly better... oh who am I kidding still just as awful
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40 made me crack up.
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Just one thing to say...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! OUCH!!! MY EARS HAVE BEEN RAPED BY THESE VILE LINES OF DIALOG!!! BUT IT WAS STILL FUNNY!!
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What, only two Dynasty Warriors quotes?

FFFEEEEEELLLL TTHHEEE MIRRACCCLLEEE

BEEEAAAAAUUUUUUUUTTTTYYYYYY

ect.
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i think number 36 (star ocean 2) was Ashton Anchors using Tri-Ace. (yes, an attack named after the developing company)
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i think number 36 (star ocean 2) was Ashton Anchors using Tri-Ace. (yes, an attack named after the developing company)

im sorry ashton, but you always get the worst of luck.
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Dear god, listening to all that bad voice acting nearly drove me insane.

WE DID IT! WE DEACTIVATED. THE BOMB.... You are NOT William Shatner!
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i think that guy at the end had a slow leak
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Shenmue II... bad voice acting aside, I had fun playing that game. I also noticed about how 80% of the bad voice acting was either Playstation or Playstation 2
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"Mankind mussst livfffffffff.......fffffff..."
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I'm surprised Richard's: "Chris....This House is too dangerous. There are terrible demons. ouch." Didn't make a spot.
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Evil Zone...Anyone besides me actually remember playing that game? most of the voice acting wasnt that bad...
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And the award for best redemption after awful voice acting goes to Grandia II, mainly for having The Little Mermaid play Millenia's voice.

Also, I'm concerned by the lack of "You were almost a Jill Sandwich".
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"When we frind dat metewe, we find doctor Wowwy!"

Oh, man.
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2 replies · active 796 weeks ago
That...was...Hila..rious..ss.sssss.ssssssfffffffffffffffffff
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2 replies · active 796 weeks ago
These clips make "they're eating her and then they're going to eat me OH MY GOOOOOOD" seem... well seem slightly better... oh who am I kidding still just as awful
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Oh god, 5 was hilarious!

"Hii, what a cute boy. Interested in my body, aren't you?"

"Not interested."

"Ohh, you're into THAT"

"I like girls. But now... It's about justice."
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i think number 36 (star ocean 2) was Ashton Anchors using Tri-Ace. (yes, an attack named after the developing company)

im sorry ashton, but you always get the worst of luck.

BTW the rest of the voice acting in the game were good for that time
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I'm surprised Richard's: "Chris....This House is too dangerous. There are terrible demons. ouch." Didn't make a spot.
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"When we frind dat metewe, we find doctor Wowwy!"

Oh, man.
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