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Ha! Caldy loves the Falcon Lunch T-Shirt so much he even made a commercial for it! I mean sure he’s biased, seeing as it’s HIS shirt design and all, but still… what a classy TV spot! Makes me want to go buy one! OR THIRTY!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 30, 2009 · 12:04 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (114 votes, average: 2.13 out of 5)
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Am i going to have to be the one to say it?

WHERE IS FALCON PUNCH!
(besides that, or lack there of. Awesome :D)
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2 replies · active 798 weeks ago
There was a noticeable absence of "Show me yo' moves!" as well.
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Not even a "YES", so sad
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Product placement: Ur doing it wrong.
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They better start act like men and beat the crap out of each other, ala true Falcon Lunchers.

With pudding cups.
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not much of a falcon lunch.
i was expecting them to nom on the lunches then get punched with flavor.
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What a waste of a perfectly good sub [in his mind].
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2 replies · active 798 weeks ago
I acnowledge what you performed in that post.
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The cat at the end looked like he was saying "I can haz fiev-doller footlong?"
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lawlwhut?
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Two and a half stars? That's like six stars for commercials.
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Yikes, I didn't think people would hate this so much! :/

But I mean come on, they're wearing Falcon Lunch shirts! You expect me to not be biased?
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8 replies · active 798 weeks ago
Email them and have them add in more Falcon, it would then be perfect.
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And more cowbell
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And moar hyes.
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...Hyes.
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we're all a little bummed by the lack of falconness in the vid, but who doesn't like seeing people beat eachother with sandwiches! :D
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I think the heavy doesn't
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SANDVITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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ummmmmmmmmmm
Okaaaaaaaaaaay
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ok, i didn't want to side with everyone already saying it...but maybe it DOESN'T take much to get something put on here...

this wasn't even remotely funny shawn. sorry man, i don't care who made the shirt, it doesn't give him special privileges to go promoting himself on your site with some shitty video
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I've heard of a club sandwich, but... C'MAWN!
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I see the lunch (damn now I'm hungry) but where'r the Falcon?
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lawlwhut?
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MahJohnson · 798 weeks ago

FALCON FAAAAIL!
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I feel this was false advertising. If someone sells me pawnches then that is what I expect to get.
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Awful plug is shameless and awful.
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What a waste of food. I was expecting atleast a kiss scene at 0:38 :O

It seems that to submit something at Halolz these days it just needs to be Left4Dead/Captain Falcon/Team Fortress 2 related, it doesn't matter if it is funny :p
Guys... There are other games you know...
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3 replies · active 798 weeks ago
True, but other game submissions usually involve humorous mistranslations, Pokeymans, or round hole jokes. Not much variety there either...
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The neartes thing to "creativity" is the things on comic sunday
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Oh, I missed one more common ocurrance. Motivationals........DAMN THEM!!!
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The neartes thing to "creativity" is the things on comic sunday
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......Like Portal?
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Well... Long time since we don't see one >.>'
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I sent in a Portal submission about a week ago for Movie Monday. I think it got lost in Shawn's e-mail...
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i miss the days where this site used to make me laugh. now its just garbage like this all the time.
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