Another fake TF2 update page? Sadly yes, none of these awesome Engineer upgrades will ever see the light of day… But we can dream, right?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 22, 2009 · 5:41 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
D: the idle map on that page, it cant possibly be real D:
Oh what I would do for a floating exploding dispener…
In before "it's a trap"
And for a limited time only:
In before "that update's a spy!"
baw, checked the rest of the website, its fake T___T
baw some of them were epic
unless.. valve will make us think its fake and then release it!
Where id isotope?!
You know where it is,don't you?
Anhyone read the near-impossible achievements? Good God, man!
IT'S A- Dammit…
But that update's a-- YOU SON OF A BITCH.
The green letters are: R AIL GUN
I wonder what theyre saying……
It'll make no difference to me, because microsoft doesn't let Valve update TF2 for Xbox 360.
When valve find a way to get enough memory (or something like that) back, they will be able to update it! (Although, don't expect it to be free…)
Its why I moved from Xbox 360 to the PC version (that and I belive throwing jars of urine at people is my calling)
It will explod!
Objection!
There's a flaw in your story, what kind of dog can't swim!??
A hotdog
OBJECTION!!
A hot dog if in water stop being hot, therefor being a normal temperature dog, which can swim!!
And the Engineer will look down from his high standing position and say "Screw you, you stinkin' spy! I'm doing science!"
"Dammit, Spy's down!"
"It's okay, we can bring him back with… THE NECRONOMICON!"
Well I guess that's what happens when you tap his sentry… HE TAPS YO FACE… full of nails? More like blasts them in.
Army of Midgets Win.
Flawless Victory.
actually that is due to some Memory size problems and the fact that MS wants to fucking charge the company for every download (aka not free)
Serious James is serious
This comment is serious
Both of them are win
HOLD IT!
You all seem to be under the idea that the water is cold…
yet where is your decisive evidence that it is not boiling water?!
umm build one?
Oh I dunno mabey its implying that the nail gun is really a Rail Gun.
and yes. i know you're joking. on a completly unrelated note, it hurts just under my eye when I blink…..
ive got both so im fine
I think the Idle map joke was funnier.
What radioactive isotope is he using for that weapon?
my guess is carbon-14 or fluorine-18, he has the technology to do so.
being radioactive, it may have a poison effect, as such you cant just wait for it to end like fire. it slowly kills you until dead or a medic heals you.
Enjoy the Cake Update
http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u347/s-castro8…
Acid goes where?
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=You%20must%20be%20new.%2…
Here, have another. I bet that if engies actually had this update, this would come to be accomplished by many.
On a COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE, I slightly completely hate newcomers for killing spycrabs all the time.
Which really doesnt make sense because as updates are applied, more people will buy the 360 orange box. More people buying that means more revenue for MS. Hell, MS should be charged by TF instead!
Serious Sam's seariousness is seriouser.
Alliteration is actually an ample alleviation of angst and apathy.
I WILL GIVE BACK ISOTOP IF AGREE TO MY DEMANS TOO LATE!
Valve should really look into this….
the community really has good ideas on weapons…
a nailgun would fit engineer perfectly fine.
why do people hate spys so? I mean you can make a gun that shoots nails, that would kill pretty well, but you have to go the extra yard and make them RADIOACTIVE?!?!
Fuck you engineers
Ah. sorry then. it appears i did everything you said. i am sorry.
In conclusion, I am a bloody twit.
Sincerly, Ayanle Man
the nail gun would be awesome, like the medic with his needle gun.. i wish valve would stop goffing off with us and actually update
Gotcha!
I saw your hand list slightly to the left when you said Spy!
I enter and exit insanity so many times, I'd be my own planet if I had a cookie every time (no one really understands just how many voices are in my head. I don't just listen to 2 people on my shoulders, I have a congress in my head!).
Engineer=Science
Science=AWSM
AWSM=Nostalgia
Nostalgia=Bill Nye
So,
Engineer= Bill Nye?
i do believe i haz radioactive nails in myh face!
Can I let you sap that? Nope.
Stuff that's already radioactive.