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THE MECHANICAL ENGINEER UPDATE

Another fake TF2 update page? Sadly yes, none of these awesome Engineer upgrades will ever see the light of day… But we can dream, right?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 22, 2009 · 5:41 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (151 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5)
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In before "it's a trap"

And for a limited time only:
In before "that update's a spy!"
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53 replies · active 805 weeks ago
Where id isotope?!

You know where it is,don't you?
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2 replies · active 806 weeks ago
why do people hate spys so? I mean you can make a gun that shoots nails, that would kill pretty well, but you have to go the extra yard and make them RADIOACTIVE?!?!

Fuck you engineers
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7 replies · active 672 weeks ago
Valve should really look into this....
the community really has good ideas on weapons...

a nailgun would fit engineer perfectly fine.
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4 replies · active 805 weeks ago
Enjoy the Cake Update
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1 reply · active 806 weeks ago
What radioactive isotope is he using for that weapon?
my guess is carbon-14 or fluorine-18, he has the technology to do so.

being radioactive, it may have a poison effect, as such you cant just wait for it to end like fire. it slowly kills you until dead or a medic heals you.
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The green letters are: R AIL GUN

I wonder what theyre saying......
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3 replies · active 805 weeks ago
Can I let you sap that? Nope.
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i do believe i haz radioactive nails in myh face!
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The spy looks like someone's first time in gmod. (i mean that in a good way, the first time i used gmod, all i did was blow shit up and make a gmod meatspin)
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macksting · 806 weeks ago

The Engineer didn't even show up in Hellraiser. This is a Hellbound Heart reference!
Color me pleased.
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I think the Idle map joke was funnier.
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Well I guess that's what happens when you tap his sentry... HE TAPS YO FACE... full of nails? More like blasts them in.
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"Dammit, Spy's down!"

"It's okay, we can bring him back with THE NECRONOMICON."
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And the Engineer will look down from his high standing position and say "Screw you, you stinkin' spy! I'm doing science!"
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Anhyone read the near-impossible achievements? Good God, man!
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1 reply · active 806 weeks ago
Oh what I would do for a floating exploding dispener...
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1 reply · active 806 weeks ago
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sillychibi · 805 weeks ago

the nail gun would be awesome, like the medic with his needle gun.. i wish valve would stop goffing off with us and actually update
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Cpt. Falcon · 805 weeks ago

Im sure a big April Fools joke from VALVe will be them releasing the Idle map. It seems like a good idea...
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I just noticed that the "R" in "radioactive" is tinted green, along with the "ail Gun" in "Nail Gun". Secretive hint to a possible "Rail Gun", anyone?
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Death drak · 806 weeks ago

Odds are that most of these things won't ever happen, but think back to Jarate. Some of these things are really good ideas, some need improving. Would the nail gun cause continues damage? Mini-Crits? Weaken enemy? Can you control where the mother ship flies? Can you control who it follows? Will it heal slower? Can the EMP short out cloaks?
Others are just strange. What practical use, besides griefing ^_^, would the teleportal be used for? How would the Chest work?
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ConkerBirdy · 806 weeks ago

baw, checked the rest of the website, its fake T___T

baw some of them were epic

unless.. valve will make us think its fake and then release it!
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5 replies · active 806 weeks ago
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ConkerBirdy · 806 weeks ago

D: the idle map on that page, it cant possibly be real D:
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