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Olde Falcon Pub - Show me yo booze!

James Crawson actually lives near this pub! AWESOME.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 25, 2009 · 11:08 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (220 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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Falcon: SHOW ME YO BOOZE!
Bartender: the usual sir?
Falcon: HYES!
Bartender: alright, one Falcon punch with a hint of captain coming right up.
Falcon: FALCON CHUG!
Bartenter: Mr. Falcon are you drunk?
Falcon: HYES! FALCON DRUNK! SHOW ME YO RESTROOM!
Bartender: over there...
Falcon: FALCON HURL!
Bartender: would you like another drink Mr. Falcon?
Falcon: HYES!
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6 replies · active 803 weeks ago
Excuse me sir, but you just ran through 5 trees and a lamp post. Just how drunk are you?
FALCON DRUNK!
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2 replies · active 803 weeks ago
Damn now im thirsty, everyone make themselves a tasty Falcon Punch.
Ingredients:
1/4 cup Sugar
1/4 cup Lime juice
2 cups Dark rum
2 cups Light rum
1/4 cup Cointreau
1/4 cup Sweet vermouth
1/4 cup Creme de cacao
1/4 cup Dubonnet
2 1/4 cups Orange juice
2 1/4 cups Pineapple juice
1 1/4 cup Water
3 dashes Angostura bitters

Directions:
Mix sugar and lime juice, then add rums. Add remaining liquors, fruit juices, water and bitters and mix, Falcon punch can be served room temp or on the rocks.
Drink and enjoy!
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6 replies · active 803 weeks ago
The list of Falcon approved drinks served at this fine establishment are:
Falcon Punch (of course)
Bloody Falcon (Bloody Mary with Falcon Punch)
Blue Falcon Bomb (Irish Car Bomb with Falcon Punch)
Big Blue Iced Tea
Mute City Breeze (Apple juice, Falcon Punch, and Vodka)
And the ever popular Zippofalcons (Bacardi 151 on FIRE!!!)
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Great another Nintendo character exposed as a drunk. Whats next, your gonna be saying that Mario's addicted to mushrooms?-Oh wait.....
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When it's not time to pray, IT'S TIME TO FALCON PARTY!
But not with that guy, Falcon Paunch is not aproved
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That is the only place to get the true Falcon punch drink.
Falcon Punch Is their a little Falcon in you

<a href="http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Captain-morgan..." target="_blank">http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Captain-morgan...
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3 replies · active 803 weeks ago
Does the Church of Falcon impose any restrictions on alcohol consumption? If so, this picture may very well conflict with Falcon doctrine.
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12 replies · active 803 weeks ago
i think we found a location for HalolzCon!
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2 replies · active 803 weeks ago
The ONLY Falcon approved pub.
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3 replies · active 803 weeks ago
I made a joke like this on the Falcon Luncheon pic...
And that guy's got a massive beer gut.
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"Duuuuuude, bro...you're...you're *hic* cool to drive, right?"

"*HICUP* HYES!RGhrhgREHgHhHGLHLRGLLGl..."

"Brah, you're sohoho WASTED!"
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awesome! i made this!!!!!
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Wolf pub? Why? Just so he can say: Can't let you get that Scotch on the rocks???
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2 replies · active 803 weeks ago
Bartender: Would you like a drink?
Cap. Faclon: HYES! FALCON SCOTCH!
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Please do not let him to drive...
It's gonna be messy if he drive his Blue Falcon in the grand prix after drinking...
You drink
You drive
You lose!
http://www.halolz.com/2008/04/06/you-drink-you-dr...
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4 replies · active 803 weeks ago
Alcohol is an active ingredient in Falcon Brand Falcon Punch.
Drink responsibly.
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Falcon Chaser!
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i would like a FALCON PUNCH! with whisky, and keep 'em coming.
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Aaron Hong · 803 weeks ago

This could only be cooler with a horde of Falcon cosplayers all yelling Show Me Yo Moves at each other.
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Apparently they also have FALCON LITE!
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2 replies · active 803 weeks ago
Apparently they also have FALCON LITE!
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Yo-hyes, Yo-hyes! A Captain's life for me!
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Damn now im thirsty, everyone make themselves a tasty Falcon Punch.
Ingredients:
1/4 cup Sugar
1/4 cup Lime juice
2 cups Dark rum
2 cups Light rum
1/4 cup Cointreau
1/4 cup Sweet vermouth
1/4 cup Creme de cacao
1/4 cup Dubonnet
2 1/4 cups Orange juice
2 1/4 cups Pineapple juice
1 1/4 cup Water
3 dashes Angostura bitters
Orange slices; garnish
Marashino cherries; garnish

Directions:
Mix sugar and lime juice, then add rums. Add remaining liquors, fruit juices, water and bitters and mix, Falcon punch can be served room temp or on the rocks.
Drink and enjoy!
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Falcon: SHOW ME YO BOOZE!
Bartender: the usual sir?
Falcon: HYES!
Bartender: alright, one Falcon punch with a hint of captain coming right up.
Falcon: Falcon Chug!
Bartenter: Mr. Falcon are you drunk?
Falcon: HYES! FALCON DRUNK! SHOW ME YO RESTROOM!
Bartender: over there...
Falcon: FALCON HURL!
Bartender: would you like another drink Mr. Falcon?
Falcon: HYES!
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Falcon: SHOW ME YO BOOZE!
Bartender: the usual sir?
Falcon: HYES!
Bartender: alright, one Falcon punch with a hint of captain coming right up!
Falcon: Falcon Chug!
Bartenter: Mr. Falcon are you drunk?
Falcon: HYES! FALCON DRUNK!
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Dr. Dieplease · 803 weeks ago

After she's had a couple of FALCON DRANKS Captain's gotta yell . . . Show me ya BOOBZ
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Cant show urp... Drk it all
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Proof that Great Falcon is Irish
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Sinister Minister · 803 weeks ago

As expected, this pic is over-rated for simply involving Falcon.

This site has gone to hell.
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Epic_Giroro · 803 weeks ago

Falcon....... PUB!
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2 replies · active 803 weeks ago
Now we must find a Wolf pub!
Your pub is good, but my pub has BEER NUTS!!!
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4 replies · active 803 weeks ago

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