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MOM: Oh! Penis, Penis! Quick! Come quickly!

ZeMashedPotato just walked in on his Mom at the WORST possible time!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 15, 2009 · 1:55 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (392 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Awkward Moments, Cock Joke, Disturbing, Gameboy, Nintendo, Pokémon

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This is the sad life of Red, the once popular trainer of Pokemon Red and Blue Version. Once a Pokemon champion in his prime, he now does Pokemon related pornography.
Red: It was all those damn sequels! Once the GBA came out, I was as good as gone. But I have not regrets and hey, at least my life isn't as bad as Gold's!
Gold, the protagonist in the Gold/Silver games, is currently homeless on the streets of Newark, NJ, giving blow jobs for cash.

Next time on Behind the Pixels: How an addiction to peelz nearly killed Louis.
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14 replies · active 774 weeks ago
we never know of the character's reason to leave and train Pokemon, but this could be one of them. 0_o
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3 replies · active 815 weeks ago
I couldn't express my feelings about this in words, so I'll have to say it in a song.
*ahem*

Thanks for having intercourse with Dad,
without a condom sponge or IUD!
Your lack of objection,
to sex without protection,
made a sperm and egg turn into me!

Thanks for having intercourse with Dad,
the carnal act that brought me here to you!
I don't know if it was varied,
or mainly missionary,
but it sure was good for me, how 'bout for you?

*gets dragged off by the wrongness police*
Hey, where are you taking me I still had another verse! You let me get away with the other stuff but draw the line at this? C'mon!
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9 replies · active 815 weeks ago
Rival Vagina wants to battle!
Rival Vagina sent out Jinx!
Go Metapod!

...you can guess the rest.
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6 replies · active 816 weeks ago
The REAL question here is why this boy's name is Penis.
what kind of parent names their child that?
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5 replies · active 816 weeks ago
Wild Milf Appeared!
Wild Milf uses Sweet Kiss.
It's Super Effective!!!
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2 replies · active 807 weeks ago
looks like Professor Oak is making another house call.

rule 40

http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Professor-Oak-...
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5 replies · active 816 weeks ago
Is it just me, or can Pokemon be used to make LOADS of dirty stuff?
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4 replies · active 816 weeks ago
I've done this before.
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Hiding in that fridge won't cover up your secret!
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What kind of woman talks to penises?
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2 replies · active 816 weeks ago
Its a bit... HEY! I cought a new Charmander! Isn't that awesome?
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just turn around... and walk right back out that door you walked in from... find the most powerful pokemon in your town... and fight it with your bare hands... maybe that will help you forget what has just happened
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4 replies · active 816 weeks ago
Boy walks in
Man walks out

What? too wrong?
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2 replies · active less than 1 minute ago
Too much detail....
And I cannot unhear it...
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2 replies · active 816 weeks ago
"Oh, son, I tought you were gone already... it's not what you're thinking... this is... my secret hole! That's right!
That's where I save the pokeblocks
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2 replies · active 816 weeks ago
What has been seen cannot be unseen!
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