ZeMashedPotato just walked in on his Mom at the WORST possible time!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 15, 2009 · 1:55 PM
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Categories: Adult Situations, Awkward Moments, Cock Joke, Disturbing, Gameboy, Nintendo, Pokémon · Leave a comment (137 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
just turn around… and walk right back out that door you walked in from… find the most powerful pokemon in your town… and fight it with your bare hands… maybe that will help you forget what has just happened
we never know of the character's reason to leave and train Pokemon, but this could be one of them. 0_o
Its a bit… HEY! I cought a new Charmander! Isn't that awesome?
Wild Milf Appeared!
Wild Milf uses Sweet Kiss.
It's Super Effective!!!
What has been seen cannot be unseen!
Is it just me, or can Pokemon be used to make LOADS of dirty stuff?
The REAL question here is why this boy's name is Penis.
what kind of parent names their child that?
Rival Vagina wants to battle!
Rival Vagina sent out Jinx!
Go Metapod!
…you can guess the rest.
"Oh, son, I tought you were gone already… it's not what you're thinking… this is… my secret hole! That's right!
That's where I save the pokeblocks
Is this the same character?
http://www.halolz.com/2008/12/09/fine-well-raise-…
What kind of woman talks to penises?
Too much detail….
And I cannot unhear it…
This is the sad life of Red, the once popular trainer of Pokemon Red and Blue Version. Once a Pokemon champion in his prime, he now does Pokemon related pornography.
Red: It was all those damn sequels! Once the GBA came out, I was as good as gone. But I have not regrets and hey, at least my life isn't as bad as Gold's!
Gold, the protagonist in the Gold/Silver games, is currently homeless on the streets of Newark, NJ, giving blow jobs for cash.
Next time on Behind the Pixels: How an addiction to peelz nearly killed Louis.
Hiding in that fridge won't cover up your secret!
I couldn't express my feelings about this in words, so I'll have to say it in a song.
*ahem*
Thanks for having intercourse with Dad,
without a condom sponge or IUD!
Your lack of objection,
to sex without protection,
made a sperm and egg turn into me!
Thanks for having intercourse with Dad,
the carnal act that brought me here to you!
I don't know if it was varied,
or mainly missionary,
but it sure was good for me, how 'bout for you?
*gets dragged off by the wrongness police*
Hey, where are you taking me I still had another verse! You let me get away with the other stuff but draw the line at this? C'mon!
looks like Professor Oak is making another house call.
rule 40
http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Professor-Oak-…
Boy walks in
Man walks out
What? too wrong?
METAPOD SUDDENLY USED HARDEN.
(Replying to your own replies is what all the cool kids do, people.)
I've done this before.