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FACEPLANTS - They also happen to the best of us.

The problem with being a zombie is, your body is all decomposed so it can’t handle the moderate impact from a fall. And of course there’s that whole brain eating thing!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 26, 2009 · 3:32 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (137 votes, average: 3.66 out of 5)
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Failure, Head Shot, Left 4 Dead, Motivational, PC, Valve Software, Xbox 360, Zombies

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hmm...if i didn't know any better...it almost looks like he was drinking Falcon Punch before his head asploded
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2 replies · active 811 weeks ago
DAMMIT!!! -1 troll came thru here D:<
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He just tried to put the wrong head through the 'round hole'. That's all.
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2 replies · active 810 weeks ago
You could say this comment is 'Glory'-ous
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When you ingest Louis's pills, a reversed effect happens, where, you have an odd urge to pound your head into a fine, red mist.
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Ok this guy should stick with just a simple *Facepalm*, leave the more challenging *Facewall* to the pros.
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You know, if he didn't get the Tank he could have just rage quit instead.
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He tried his best to get to the toilet in time, but it was too late.
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thats what a bad jump or a matador can do to you
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You know, I could have just gave him a swirlie, but I thought it would be more gruesome if I smashed his head into the wall.
I really regret not doing the swirlie. :/
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Looks like he is imitating the toilet.
A bit
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The quick turn button: the fine line between an awesome wall-jump and a humiliating death.
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On the bright side, no one really needs to facepalm because it looks like he did it for us.
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2 replies · active 811 weeks ago
more like face wall
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I guess you have to be careful of idiots being around you because you can't bang your head on a wall if you're undead.

But since zombies are brain dead, it must be tough to prevent idiots from being around you.

But who's to say you're not braindead?
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4 replies · active 811 weeks ago
well, let's look at this logically. if you have enough of a brain left to realise you are braindead, then you are in fact not braindead because you have enough sentience to realise that. so therefore, braindead is a term of perception, meaning one has to be percieved by another as being braindead because he cannot percieve himself as being braindead.

oh crap, my deepness level has reached critical mass. umm...LOL IT'Z A DED ZOMBEE!!!
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Brainundead?
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Mind = Blown
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doesn't make sense · 811 weeks ago

kaboom goes the hunter's head.
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Talk about a splitting headache :D
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FIRST!!!!
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7 replies · active 811 weeks ago
70.....you passed 69 :|
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aye...that i did XD
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HUZZAH!
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*Cough*Douche!*cough*
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Spoil sport
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Faith and Begora!!!
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Roflcopter419 · 811 weeks ago

It's not splitting. And this comment isn't funny.
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