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I HAVE A DREAMCAST

Even Dr. King can appreciate a classic video game system!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 11, 2009 · 9:41 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (455 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
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Dreamcast, Photo Op, Political, Sega, Systems

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ahem *does a martin luther king voice*

I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration of Sega in our nation's history.

Five score years ago, a great company, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, made this great system. This momentous piece of hardware came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of gamers who had been seared in the flames of withering Genesis. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their 16 bit graphics.
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4 replies · active 808 weeks ago
Why is the Dreamcast white? 0.o
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And this is the day that Sega and Nintendo will be able to live side by side as equals!

Too bad that didn't work out so well for Sega.
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3 replies · active 813 weeks ago
Oh GOD I'm going to hell for laughing at this...
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3 replies · active 813 weeks ago
... XD
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2 replies · active 813 weeks ago
Our argument is invalid.
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2 replies · active 813 weeks ago
Actually, some sicko (that's not me) decided to hide a camera in Badonk's room, and considering this particular screen-capture...
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...I have to disagree.
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Ah...the Dreamcast; like Dr. King, its life was far too short.

Finally, I have returned from my week-long sojourn in the San Juan Islands...and I feel reinvigorated by just posting this comment.
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*also speaks in a MLK Jr. voice*

But one hundred years later, the Nintendo still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Nintendo is still sadly crippled by the manacles of marketplace competition and the chains of poor replay value. One hundred years later, the Nintendo lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity, Blu-Ray, and maintained online gaming. One hundred years later, the Nintendo is still languished in the corners of gaming society and finds himself an exile in his own land. And so we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.
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2 replies · active 804 weeks ago
gold
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Take that, Nintendo!
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3 replies · active 813 weeks ago
inb4OMFGRACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111ONE

Seriously tho, this is epic
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2 replies · active 813 weeks ago
If this were better quality I'd totally wear a shirt with this.
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i haz a dreamcast too and i loves it :3
MLK jr. has good taste
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Funny but older than dirt lol
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Ehhh... -changes into cpt. Obvious-
PHOTOSHOP'D!
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2 replies · active 813 weeks ago
A truly great system. That is...until it was brutally shot down by the PS2. I am still bitter over this.
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Oh i have such a good joke... but it just aint right......... screw it ill skip commenting on this one :P
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4 replies · active 813 weeks ago
this is win :P
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"One day... One day Sega will be equal to Microsoft, Nintendo and Sony!"

If dreams just could come true D:
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Hey! I have a Dreamcast. Anyone wanna buy it? :P
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No really, he did have one.
He's like a black Chuck Norris.
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This made me lol.
Last time I lol'd here was at Meet the Spy
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Funny... but a very old pic.... I saw this one back in 2006
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Classic. Whoever made this is a genius.
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Krimsonchin117 · 813 weeks ago

WII AT LAST! WII AT LAST! THANK FALCON ALMIGHTY, WE HAVE A WII AT LAST!!!
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WTF a Dreamcast??
I thought that was from SEGA?
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2 replies · active 813 weeks ago
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Wyrmcraft · 813 weeks ago

Meh, loses a star for making fun of good old martin. Funny none the less.
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wow...it's....*facemelts from epicness*

also, FIRST!!!
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