Wario… the Pedobear of the Smash Bros. universe!
By MexicanJuice
Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 2, 2009 · 11:52 AM |
Categories: Failure, Motivational, Nintendo, Sneak Attack, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda, WarioWare, Wii · Leave a comment () 43 Comments |
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Bow chicka wow wow.
Totally worth it.
No means NO!!
IT WAS WORTH THE PAIN!!!
Nothing says i love you like a straight jab to the throat.
No regrets.
Link got on his epona and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.
Link got on epona and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.
But…but wario said he would have candy :(
"You smell pretty, boy!"
If Wario's size says anything, Link is about to hit him in his weak point… foar massive damage!!!
Wario must have mistaken Link for Zelda. You remember how noone realized who zelda was and they thought it was link. Yep Wario made the mistake and now he gets the chops.
Who needs Chris Hansen when you have Link?
Imagine how many predators he stop with that sword.
One of these days Wario, ONE OF THESE DAYS.
Pow! Right in the kisser!
We now return to: World's Dumbest Pedophiles.
I dunno Shawn, I'd like to think Waluigi takes that title.
Nintendo: Now you're playing with pedophilia.