CONSEQUENCES - The price to pay for molestation is severe.

Wario… the Pedobear of the Smash Bros. universe!
By MexicanJuice

CONSEQUENCES

Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 2, 2009 · 11:52 AM

(200 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)

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Failure, Motivational, Nintendo, Sneak Attack, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda, WarioWare, Wii

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BlueChameleon 92p · 817 weeks ago

Link got on epona and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.

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Inar 1p · 817 weeks ago

I created an intense debate account, solely to give you +rep and tell you that you are the most awesome person in existence.

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Badonk 105p · 817 weeks ago

Nothing says i love you like a straight jab to the throat.

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Vabolo 118p · 817 weeks ago

And nothing says divorce like a straight jab to the balls.

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Acrazymonke 93p · 817 weeks ago

and nothing sais !@#$ you like a middle finger in the face

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FistoftheEastShroom 64p · 817 weeks ago

And nothing says "I like it dark" like Force Lightning.

(If no one gets that reference, I will be disappointed in you all)

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Badonk 105p · 817 weeks ago

Your overconfidence is your weakness.

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FistoftheEastShroom 64p · 817 weeks ago

Actually, the term "Force Lightning" is meant to hint at a certain CD-i character.

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IamRealBadonk 65p · 817 weeks ago

you missed the Que....i got it

Your faith in your friends is yours!

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FistoftheEastShroom 64p · 817 weeks ago

I had faith in yo' mama!

Now watch as people who've never seen Robot Chicken flood this thread and 1-down me.

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Badonk 105p · 817 weeks ago

+1 to you sir :D

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Wiibejammin · 817 weeks ago

you missed the Que....i got it

Yourr faith in your friends is yours!

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Ryu Bonkosi 98p · 817 weeks ago

Nintendo: Now you're playing with pedophilia.

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IamRealBadonk 65p · 817 weeks ago

But...but wario said he would have candy :(

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AuraMaster 107p · 817 weeks ago

We now return to: World's Dumbest Pedophiles.

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ballzach77 29p · 817 weeks ago

Who needs Chris Hansen when you have Link?

Imagine how many predators he stop with that sword.

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 817 weeks ago

well, he does have a small sword...

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AuraMaster 107p · 817 weeks ago

That's what she said.

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Acrazymonke 93p · 817 weeks ago

forget the preditors, what about the pedobears!

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jjenjr 45p · 817 weeks ago

Wario must have mistaken Link for Zelda. You remember how noone realized who zelda was and they thought it was link. Yep Wario made the mistake and now he gets the chops.

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FistoftheEastShroom 64p · 817 weeks ago

I remember making that mistake as a child of 11. The revelation had this effect on me:

http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/e/e3/SpyHeadAsplode.g...

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 817 weeks ago

Ah, those were the days.

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chaoswolf64 54p · 817 weeks ago

"You smell pretty, boy!"

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 817 weeks ago

Thats some good wood you have there boy.

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BurnoutSpartan 83p · 817 weeks ago

No means NO!!

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mckillyoface 64p · 817 weeks ago

His lips say no, but his hips say...

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Badonk 105p · 817 weeks ago

His hips say "Donkey Wuz Here"

That was one crazy yonki poor

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Sigma · 817 weeks ago

But sometimes a no means yes, yes, take me you crazy bear!

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MexicanJuice 85p · 817 weeks ago

I dunno Shawn, I'd like to think Waluigi takes that title.

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Cheat2Win 82p · 817 weeks ago

No regrets.

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BlueChameleon · 817 weeks ago

Link got on his epona and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.

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Sandbag · 817 weeks ago

One of these days Wario, ONE OF THESE DAYS.

Pow! Right in the kisser!

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Kalathar · 817 weeks ago

If Wario's size says anything, Link is about to hit him in his weak point... foar massive damage!!!

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Wahriou · 817 weeks ago

IT WAS WORTH THE PAIN!!!

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Sigma · 817 weeks ago

Totally worth it.

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Sigma · 817 weeks ago

Bow chicka wow wow.

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TheRedGrunt 75p · 817 weeks ago

More like Bow chicka OW OW!

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caboose · 817 weeks ago

tucker ftw

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FistoftheEastShroom 64p · 817 weeks ago

You're out of character. CHURCH is your best friend. Tucker, on the other hand, is no better than Wario to you.

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Exploderizer 80p · 817 weeks ago

CHURCH! YOU TEAM-KILLING FUCKTARD!

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Badonk 105p · 817 weeks ago

Anyone call for a really hairy plumber? Im here to lay some pipe.

Bow chicka bow wow

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Badonk · 817 weeks ago

Anyone call for a really hairt plumber? Im here to lay some pipe.

Bow chicka bow wow

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Sigma on August 2nd, 2009 4:28 pm

Bow chicka wow wow.
Sigma on August 2nd, 2009 4:29 pm

Totally worth it.
BurnoutSpartan on August 2nd, 2009 4:29 pm

No means NO!!
Wahriou on August 2nd, 2009 4:52 pm

IT WAS WORTH THE PAIN!!!
Badonk on August 2nd, 2009 5:45 pm

Nothing says i love you like a straight jab to the throat.
Cheat2Win on August 2nd, 2009 5:50 pm

No regrets.
BlueChameleon on August 2nd, 2009 5:57 pm

Link got on his epona and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.
BlueChameleon on August 2nd, 2009 5:57 pm

Link got on epona and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.
Wiibejammin on August 2nd, 2009 6:09 pm

But…but wario said he would have candy :(
chaoswolf64 on August 2nd, 2009 6:22 pm

"You smell pretty, boy!"
Kalathar on August 2nd, 2009 7:20 pm

If Wario's size says anything, Link is about to hit him in his weak point… foar massive damage!!!
jjenjr on August 2nd, 2009 7:40 pm

Wario must have mistaken Link for Zelda. You remember how noone realized who zelda was and they thought it was link. Yep Wario made the mistake and now he gets the chops.
ballzach77 on August 2nd, 2009 9:55 pm

Who needs Chris Hansen when you have Link?

Imagine how many predators he stop with that sword.
Sandbag on August 2nd, 2009 10:59 pm

One of these days Wario, ONE OF THESE DAYS.

Pow! Right in the kisser!
AuraMaster on August 3rd, 2009 4:36 am

We now return to: World's Dumbest Pedophiles.
MexicanJuice on August 3rd, 2009 2:01 am

I dunno Shawn, I'd like to think Waluigi takes that title.
Ryu_Bonkosi on August 3rd, 2009 8:32 am

Nintendo: Now you're playing with pedophilia.