THE SCALE OF Awesome Beards

Okay, that is a long-ass beard. If your sackboy can manage sporting that thing everyday, you are indeed 2.5x more awesome than Gandalf.
By Media Molecule

THE SCALE OF Awesome Beards

Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 30, 2009 · 1:03 AM

(227 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)

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Charts & Graphs, Disguises, Growth Spurt, LittleBigPlanet, MediaMolecule, Overkill, Playstation

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Cheat2Win 82p · 821 weeks ago

Man, if my mom had a beard that long, she must be a pretty fast shaver.

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AAAAAAAAAAA · 821 weeks ago

Needs more Billy Mays ;_;

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KingofRetards 84p · 821 weeks ago

;_;

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Exploderizer 80p · 821 weeks ago

T_T
We all need more Billy Mays...

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Uzumakiclan43 90p · 739 weeks ago

Gandalf? OVERKILL? HAH!

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AreUExperienced 73p · 821 weeks ago

You remembered the Hermit from "Life of Brian" but forgot Tim the Sorcerer from "Holy Grail?" BALDERDASH!!!

4.5/5

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Aidan 41p · 821 weeks ago

Nah, my mum shaves. S'all good.

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TalkingBidoof 100p · 821 weeks ago

Having a beard like that is all well and good...

But some day, when you inevitably load a map made of gears, your white beard will majestically flow behind you, and as you jump up to reach the end of the level, or achieve the next objective, or cap the point, the it's going to get caught in one of those many cogs.

And that little "Blood and Gore" warning isn't any less disgusting when your digestive tract is made of fluff.

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Happy · 821 weeks ago

I resent the insult directed towards my mum. She is a very classy lady and her facial hair does not represent her personality.

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VJoe10 67p · 821 weeks ago

This chart is incorrect because they obviously didn't put the greatest beard of them all that of the heavenly god Chuck Norris.

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Taiho 86p · 821 weeks ago

Any attempts to replicate the fabled "Beard of Chuck Norris" have ended in disaster as no mortal chin can hope to contain it's awesomeness. Though I would love to see the sack-boy burst into a pillar of flame, leaving behind nothing but The Beard.

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Vabolo 118p · 821 weeks ago

In fact, the only way to shave The Beard of Chuck Norris is to have Chuck Norris kick you in the face, because only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris. Sadly, only Chuck Norris can survive a kick from Chuck Norris to shave The Beard of Chuck Norris off of Chuck Norris' Face, for he is Chuck Norris. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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KingHoboVI 51p · 821 weeks ago

When Chuck Norris jumps in water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 821 weeks ago

Falcon Punch v.s. Roundhouse kick

What do you think the outcome of that would be?

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KingofRetards 84p · 821 weeks ago

The way better one is-
WHAT THE FUCK!?!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

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ThePinkSpartan 80p · 821 weeks ago

Show me your booms!

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AreUExperienced 73p · 821 weeks ago

Earth would probably explode due to their combined awesomeness.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 821 weeks ago

A new era of darkness?
Yay, darkness :D

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 821 weeks ago

I hope you mean to clean it...

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Vabolo · 821 weeks ago

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Vabolo · 821 weeks ago

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yggdrasil325 60p · 821 weeks ago

You can't list infinity on a chart, stupid!

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Vabolo 118p · 821 weeks ago

Chuck Norris can.

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Tom · 821 weeks ago

Woah really? This is going to look awesome on a sackperson. So long as its also not wearing every other object that flows behind you. Then you'd look like a very colorful hairball.

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KingofRetards 84p · 821 weeks ago

Sack Boy is showing some size!

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Rosin 31p · 821 weeks ago

I think he's compensating for something. Can't grow hair on his scalp, so he grows THAT.

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Leo E. 114p · 821 weeks ago

If the grid in the back is any indication, he's actually 3x as awesome as Gandalf.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 821 weeks ago

2.5X more awesome than Gandalf, must writte it don't

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YES. · 821 weeks ago

reading "the hermit from Life of Brian" made me lol irl.

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Paul · 821 weeks ago

... Length of beard does not constitute awesomeness. Karl Marx's beard reigns supreme of all beards. Suck it, Solstice Druid!

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zinraidragon · 821 weeks ago

4 due to lack of Chuck Norris

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Second · 821 weeks ago

THIRD!

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Rosin 31p · 821 weeks ago

Odd occurrence, this. Third to post, under the name of Second, and failing first.

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Cypher 71p · 821 weeks ago

You mean last, rite?

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Travis · 821 weeks ago

No, I mean last.

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35 Comments

Cheat2Win on June 30th, 2009 5:13 am

Man, if my mom had a beard that long, she must be a pretty fast shaver.
Second on June 30th, 2009 5:16 am

THIRD!
TalkingBidoof on June 30th, 2009 5:46 am

Having a beard like that is all well and good…

But some day, when you inevitably load a map made of gears, your white beard will majestically flow behind you, and as you jump up to reach the end of the level, or achieve the next objective, or cap the point, the it's going to get caught in one of those many cogs.

And that little "Blood and Gore" warning isn't any less disgusting when your digestive tract is made of fluff.
Aidan on June 30th, 2009 1:16 am

Nah, my mum shaves. S'all good.
VJoe10 on June 30th, 2009 7:07 am

This chart is incorrect because they obviously didn't put the greatest beard of them all that of the heavenly god Chuck Norris.
zinraidragon on June 30th, 2009 7:43 am

4 due to lack of Chuck Norris
Happy on June 30th, 2009 9:43 am

I resent the insult directed towards my mum. She is a very classy lady and her facial hair does not represent her personality.
AAAAAAAAAAA on June 30th, 2009 9:54 am

Needs more Billy Mays ;_;
YES. on June 30th, 2009 11:13 am

reading "the hermit from Life of Brian" made me lol irl.
MrRaccoon on June 30th, 2009 1:16 pm

2.5X more awesome than Gandalf, must writte it don't
Leo058 on June 30th, 2009 1:25 pm

If the grid in the back is any indication, he's actually 3x as awesome as Gandalf.
KingofRetards on June 30th, 2009 5:25 pm

Sack Boy is showing some size!
AreUExperienced on June 30th, 2009 9:44 pm

You remembered the Hermit from "Life of Brian" but forgot Tim the Sorcerer from "Holy Grail?" BALDERDASH!!!

4.5/5
Paul on June 30th, 2009 10:37 pm

… Length of beard does not constitute awesomeness. Karl Marx's beard reigns supreme of all beards. Suck it, Solstice Druid!
Tom on July 2nd, 2009 2:15 am

Woah really? This is going to look awesome on a sackperson. So long as its also not wearing every other object that flows behind you. Then you'd look like a very colorful hairball.
Uzumakiclan43 on January 26th, 2011 10:14 pm

Gandalf? OVERKILL? HAH!