Okay, that is a long-ass beard. If your sackboy can manage sporting that thing everyday, you are indeed 2.5x more awesome than Gandalf.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 30, 2009 · 1:03 AM
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Categories: Charts & Graphs, Disguises, Growth Spurt, LittleBigPlanet, MediaMolecule, Overkill, Playstation · Leave a comment (35 Comments) |
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35 Responses to “THE SCALE OF Awesome Beards”
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Man, if my mom had a beard that long, she must be a pretty fast shaver.
THIRD!
Having a beard like that is all well and good…
But some day, when you inevitably load a map made of gears, your white beard will majestically flow behind you, and as you jump up to reach the end of the level, or achieve the next objective, or cap the point, the it's going to get caught in one of those many cogs.
And that little "Blood and Gore" warning isn't any less disgusting when your digestive tract is made of fluff.
Nah, my mum shaves. S'all good.
This chart is incorrect because they obviously didn't put the greatest beard of them all that of the heavenly god Chuck Norris.
4 due to lack of Chuck Norris
I resent the insult directed towards my mum. She is a very classy lady and her facial hair does not represent her personality.
Needs more Billy Mays ;_;
reading "the hermit from Life of Brian" made me lol irl.
2.5X more awesome than Gandalf, must writte it don't
If the grid in the back is any indication, he's actually 3x as awesome as Gandalf.
Sack Boy is showing some size!
You remembered the Hermit from "Life of Brian" but forgot Tim the Sorcerer from "Holy Grail?" BALDERDASH!!!
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… Length of beard does not constitute awesomeness. Karl Marx's beard reigns supreme of all beards. Suck it, Solstice Druid!
Woah really? This is going to look awesome on a sackperson. So long as its also not wearing every other object that flows behind you. Then you'd look like a very colorful hairball.
Gandalf? OVERKILL? HAH!