DEDEDE PAWNCH!

Well… he is a bird. I guess it’s only natural he’d figure the attack out eventually!
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DEDEDE PAWNCH!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 5, 2009 · 10:04 PM

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F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Kirby, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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Jackal Lantern 37p · 828 weeks ago

Trying to turn the Almighty Falcon's own attack against him? MADNESS!!! BLASPHEMY!!! SPARTA!!! Such a heinous crime shall result in imminent eternal banishment to the depths of the flaming pit that is the Dark Master O'Donnell's lair.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 822 weeks ago

I wonder if this punch is effective on Falco...

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AuraMaster 107p · 828 weeks ago

Since penguins don't have fingers, let alone fists, wouldn't it be more like a Penguin flipper slap?

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Bloodmarth 22p · 828 weeks ago

Should have been "Penguin PAWNCH!"

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2 replies · active 827 weeks ago

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SmegEd · 828 weeks ago

He's a duck, I seem to recall.

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 828 weeks ago

Im pretty sure he is a penguin. He can't fly.

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Fungo4 · 827 weeks ago

Well, he CAN fly... but not like a duck...

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Leo E. 114p · 828 weeks ago

Seconds later, Dedede was wiped from existence via pawnch.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 828 weeks ago

Be careful! While you try to dodge that attack he'll charge his hammer!

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The Anti-Villain · 828 weeks ago

dede's power comes from his pimp-ass robe

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DarkSpeedZero 52p · 828 weeks ago

This = Dedede
Dedede = Penguin
Penguin + Falcon = Fail
Fail + Falcon Pawnch = win
This = win!
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DClaw 83p · 807 weeks ago

Even if DeDeDe could master the falcon punch it would still lack the power to do any significant damage to the victim. The original is "untainted" and has the power of 9001 memes infused into Captain Falcon's fist.

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BlueChameleon 92p · 828 weeks ago

This is for YOUR SON!

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Deadalive 66p · 828 weeks ago

VS Falcon Penis...
Poor DeDeDe

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toiletmunger · 828 weeks ago

Whoa! 2 PAWNCH!-related pics in one day? That's like a new record or something!

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unknown · 825 weeks ago

dedede f*uck in the ballz

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VJoe10 · 828 weeks ago

Looks more like Grope or Pupper Hands.

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BSS · 820 weeks ago

This = fucking stolen.

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Paiv 74p · 828 weeks ago

Wait Dedede Pawnch? I thought this was a Phail Punch.

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Lulwat · 828 weeks ago

DeDeDe: "What happens if I touch -"
Captian Eff: "NOOOO NOT THE FALCON-NIPPLE!"

And thus, the most epic purple nurple in history. Who new that's where Falcon stored his power?

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anonymous · 828 weeks ago

falcon almighty will pawnch him to nothingness for committing such atrocious heresy!

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LOLCUNO · 828 weeks ago

Shut the fuck up about falcon punch, it isnt funny.

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 828 weeks ago

BLASPHEMY. FALCON PUNCH IS THE BEST MEME EVER. WOLF WOULD PREVENT YOUR MESSAGE.

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Vabolo 118p · 828 weeks ago

But isn't Wolf the anti-Falcon?

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MrRaccoon 106p · 828 weeks ago

Then he must be talking about Courage Wolf!

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LOLCUNO · 828 weeks ago

He was not very good at blocking the previous message.

Or this one.

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 828 weeks ago

Well LOLCUNO, this entire site looks down at you now.

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VJoe10 on June 6th, 2009 2:12 am

Looks more like Grope or Pupper Hands.
Lulwat on June 6th, 2009 2:16 am

DeDeDe: "What happens if I touch -"
Captian Eff: "NOOOO NOT THE FALCON-NIPPLE!"

And thus, the most epic purple nurple in history. Who new that's where Falcon stored his power?
The Anti-Villain on June 6th, 2009 2:30 am

dede's power comes from his pimp-ass robe
MrRaccoon on June 6th, 2009 3:09 am

Be careful! While you try to dodge that attack he'll charge his hammer!
Paiv on June 6th, 2009 3:13 am

Wait Dedede Pawnch? I thought this was a Phail Punch.
Leo058 on June 6th, 2009 3:15 am

Seconds later, Dedede was wiped from existence via pawnch.
meinmattias on June 6th, 2009 3:31 am

The counterattack is none other than the infamous "Falcon Thrust."
meinmattias on June 6th, 2009 3:34 am

Shoop-da-whoop.
Jackal Lantern on June 6th, 2009 4:16 am

Trying to turn the Almighty Falcon's own attack against him? MADNESS!!! BLASPHEMY!!! SPARTA!!! Such a heinous crime shall result in imminent eternal banishment to the depths of the flaming pit that is the Dark Master O'Donnell's lair.
toiletmunger on June 6th, 2009 4:38 am

Whoa! 2 PAWNCH!-related pics in one day? That's like a new record or something!
LOLCUNO on June 6th, 2009 4:43 am

Shut the fuck up about falcon punch, it isnt funny.
Bloodmarth on June 6th, 2009 5:39 am

Should have been "Penguin PAWNCH!"
AuraMaster on June 6th, 2009 12:54 pm

Since penguins don't have fingers, let alone fists, wouldn't it be more like a Penguin flipper slap?
Deadalive on June 6th, 2009 7:49 pm

VS Falcon Penis…
Poor DeDeDe
BlueChameleon on June 6th, 2009 9:30 pm

This is for YOUR SON!
anonymous on June 7th, 2009 12:18 am

falcon almighty will pawnch him to nothingness for committing such atrocious heresy!
LOLCUNO on June 7th, 2009 4:10 am

He was not very good at blocking the previous message.

Or this one.
DarkSpeedZero on June 7th, 2009 1:10 am

This = Dedede
Dedede = Penguin
Penguin + Falcon = Fail
Fail + Falcon Pawnch = win
This = win!
8D
unknown on June 28th, 2009 10:04 am

dedede f*uck in the ballz
Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 1:47 am

I wonder if this punch is effective on Falco…
BSS on July 31st, 2009 8:28 pm

This = fucking stolen.
DClaw on October 27th, 2009 7:10 pm

Even if DeDeDe could master the falcon punch it would still lack the power to do any significant damage to the victim. The original is "untainted" and has the power of 9001 memes infused into Captain Falcon's fist.