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WRAITH ON A SCARAB - When you absolutely, possitively, have to make even a Spartan sh*t his pants, accept no substitutes.

With our powers combined!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 30, 2009 · 12:42 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (267 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)
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Unsilenced · 826 weeks ago

Yo dawg, I herd you like tanks so we put a tank on yo tank so you can pwn while you pwn.
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3 replies · active 826 weeks ago
"It's a machine made of weapons, with weapons that fire smaller weapons"
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2 replies · active 826 weeks ago
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Samuel L. Jackson · 826 weeks ago

I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING WRAITHS ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING SCARAB.
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3 replies · active 826 weeks ago
I was kinda hoping "accept" would be spelled "except". And that the picture would be funny. And not a motivationnal poster. And that the caption would start with, "Can't let you do that," and would end with a few funny words related to the picture, riming with, " Star Fox!". And that I learned I was actually the genetically engineered offspring of Chuck Norris and Mr. T 's genome, which was used to empregnate a wolverine riding a motorcycle with a leather vest. But hey, this submission isn't the worst thing I've seen on this site.
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5 replies · active 665 weeks ago
That's not nearly as intimidating as two Scorpions on an Elephant.

... That sounded wrong.
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5 replies · active 826 weeks ago
Now, if only they could get a prowler and a ghost together, they could hook up and form Voltron.
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2 replies · active 826 weeks ago
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Unsilenced · 826 weeks ago

I have to say: Shitting yourself in spartan amour would suck in ways that are yet unknown to mankind.
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2 replies · active 822 weeks ago
Hot wraith on scarab action?
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2 replies · active 822 weeks ago
Don't you just love all the pictures submitted by kids who are afraid to swear on the internet?

the pic is funny, yea, but I'm tired of that
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2 replies · active 826 weeks ago
With your powers combine, all your base is now mine!
(Wow. Captain Planet IS good for something!)
(Also, THAT RHYMED! 2 for 1!)
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Has nothing on 10 Scarabs, 10 scarabs!!!
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You forgot the army of Hammer Brutes.
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With our powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
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I'm "possitive" this would not turn out right.
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I don't get it, what is it?
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3 replies · active 822 weeks ago
Foolish Covenant, NOTHING can make SPARTANs shit themselves.
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2 replies · active 826 weeks ago
WTF!!!

I was hoping for StarCraft humor!

It's less likely than I thought!
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2 replies · active 826 weeks ago
Problem: It wouldn't make a Spartan shit his pants. The spartan would just blow it up, business as usual.
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2 replies · active 826 weeks ago
how did it get on to the scarab in the first place?
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yaay, im comment 69,greatest numbre ever.
but...how the hell did they put the wraith over the scarab?
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The REAL Spartan. · 826 weeks ago

Pffft. So I get delayed, what....10 more seconds while pelting it with the Scorpion's main gun from a distance?
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Cronosonic · 826 weeks ago

Hot Wraith on Scarab action! *BRICKED*
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Noodles on your back?
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Master chef · 826 weeks ago

i dont get it.... is it because there is a wraith hidden on a scarab, or just because its so freaking huge?
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BreadRaptors? · 826 weeks ago

What no "when you see it you'll shit bricks" comment?
How curious.
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I'm pretty sure a certain physicist with a strange aptitude for firearms would be able to take it down like nothing though.
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3 replies · active 821 weeks ago
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Prophet of F-Zero · 826 weeks ago

god help us if he adds a ghost
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RaptorStomp · 826 weeks ago

I still want to know how the hell they managed to do that!
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The Pink Spartan · 826 weeks ago

only a problem if it's the purple wraiths with the AA gun., cause we all know hornets pwn scarabs.
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Unsilenced · 826 weeks ago

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2 replies · active 826 weeks ago
Only Problem I have with it is knowing that it probably would be the Spartan who drove it up there in the first place.
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Awesome!! Got to love funny crap like that.
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Spelling fail
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I dont get what is funny?
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just run and shoot at it. its wut the whole game is about. run and shoot
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5 replies · active 660 weeks ago
XD Nice
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