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It slices! It dices! BONK!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 25, 2009 · 1:18 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (415 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)
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I FRIGGIN LOL'd
the lady going like, my fists are made of steel!
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hmmm....the scout should buy the slap chop instead of the bat.
-Meet the Scout-
*grinds Heavy's head into bits*
BOINK!
BONK!
BOINK!
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1 reply · active 827 weeks ago
"If you were where I was born, you would be FU**IN Dead!"
-The Scout
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I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHgEnN2PFzo
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5 replies · active 826 weeks ago
OMG, I almost choked on my food due to uncontainable bouts of laughter when I was watching that. I could have died!
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Drats, foiled again! >:(
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If Vince is the scout it's obvious Billy Mays is the heavy. They're sworn enemies!! He is his ying to his yang!
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Kaboom! Too much blood!

Too much win!
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Lolzmaster · 826 weeks ago

Hey chucklenuts, lolz
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Too... much... win...
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Making America skinny again, one BONK! at a time!
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The Scout is why I slap away every day.
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You're gonna love his nuts!
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3 replies · active 818 weeks ago
A classic line.
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Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.
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heavy grandma scares me >.<;
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Hey everyone. See that little side bar labeled "Recently Highest Rated". It is now officially THE MOST EPIC WIN LIST ON THE INTERNET. The only thing that could make that list better is a video of an orgy staring the cast of Team Fortress 2, with the only female being the announcer (and we all know what she looks like now thanks to this video).
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Wouldn't be awesome if the people featured in this video were the actual voice actors? I'd love to hear the heavy in a cooking show. Probably Iron Chef. :D
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and yet theres people who gave less than five

if were me i would give 100
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this is soo freaking well sync, also lol the old lady is the Heavy? ROLF
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1 reply · active 827 weeks ago
Can't let you lol that, StarROLF.
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yes yes buy one yes
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Best Vince/Scout mashup i've seen thus far. Only those who lack a soul wouldn't find a thing funny about this video.

5/5
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2 replies · active 827 weeks ago
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Stupid Cunt · 826 weeks ago

Yeah, if lacking a soul gives you good humor I'm in. Douchebag.
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Aaaawesome, there's nothing else I can say
"My fists are made of steel!" that was hilarious
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jrharbort · 827 weeks ago

Am I the only one who is reminded of this picture after seeing this?

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/1809/original/A_heartfe...
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2 replies · active 827 weeks ago
Yeah, I remember seeing that... too true.
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And you have Slap Chop for $19.99. What you don't like my deal? BONK!
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ROFLOL.
This was so funny. I probably won't be able to stop laughing for a while, this is so funny!
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epic win.....
nothing more....
5/5
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Too... much... win...
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terrific. =) 5/5
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NovaMan XP · 827 weeks ago

Here's something you shoulda built... my ass!

MAJOR LEAGUE!
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One of the few submissions that actually deserve a 5/5.
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He should have made a Sandvich with the ingredients and eaten it in front of the Heavy/Billy Mays. That just would have completed it. It's still awesome, but I can think of ways it could be better.
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Unsilenced · 827 weeks ago

Lol...
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The scout's mean :'C
I'd totally buy that!
And the old lapy saying "my fists are made of steel!"
THAT SCOUTS A SPAH!!
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No other class is gonna do that!
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Whilst this is awesome, you're a bit late to the party...
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2 replies · active 827 weeks ago
Indeed. I saw this about a month ago for the first time. But I definitely laughed out loud when I saw it. Nice to see Halolz did catch on to it at all, though.
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LMAO, that was awesome.
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"Ain't so hard now, fatcakes. Next time eat a salad!"

I LOLd all over the place. 5 stars!
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me gona buy one for choping ppl to pieces XD
It`s a good weapon for the scout XD
I`m gonna conquer the world with that XD
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Misfit Jay · 827 weeks ago

Oh god, that was amazing. I LOL'd so hard.
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Stupid Cunt · 826 weeks ago

How do you douchebags find this funny? I mean really I look at this site every day, and I thin my 8 year old cousin wouldn't laugh at this. Why do you even maintain this site? It's a joke.I have seen all these dubs and they suck, the original version of this commercial was funnier. I mean so many other people have made dubs on this before you, but guess what people liked them because they were funny.
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2 replies · active 822 weeks ago
Yeah, i "thin" you are an idiot.
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