As a political candidate, Gordon Freeman may not have much to say, but at least he won’t blow his entire campaign by saying something stupid!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 22, 2009 · 12:15 PM
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to find the isotope!
Gordan Freeman, now in the new terrorist format.
Woot, 1st Comment.
Thanks I could help bra
just follow the freeman!
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HOSHI-!
He's staring right at us… :-/
Gordon is just a puppet. The REAL president will end up being vice president G-Man.
The god of all nerds and defender of the people…oh he's definitely got my vote. :D
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nice speech, he got my vote :D
JOHN FREEMAN OVER HERE ;_;
What, should I change my name to relevant link man?
http://www.gamesradar.com/f/game-characters-for-o…
More gaming obamaisms, and a link to a site that makes them.
Silence is golden~
A crowbar in every pot?
Reporter: Mr. Freeman! Mr. Freeman! What is your plan to battle terrorism?
Gordon: ………*picks up crowbar*
Super Epic Fail. Hahaha.
Gordon Freeman -- Solving the economies problems, one crowbar at a time.
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I'm Alyx Vance and I approve this message.
AWESOME. I miss crowbars and face-grabbers
Ask not what your crowbar can do for you, ask what you can do for your crowbar!
someone went to gameradar
Duct tape is silver.
EF YES
*votes for freeman* x3
And now, presenting our favorite candidate for President of the United States, Mr. Gordon Freeman!
“In the beggining of this election season, the nation was dark and scarry. Soon, my opponent came, and noone knew why. My opponent was a robot thing that wasn’t a robot and with an ugly face and sometimes glowing eyes and slaved people in the city and make them angry and sad. I was living in the city, and with my mom said “Mom, why is my opponent here?” And she said “Gordon Freeman, your opponent is the nomination from the party of science and outer space and hate humens.” I really hated my opponent because he beat up everyone and I hated it. “Mom why is he beating up that girl?” I said to my mom. “Because she is humen Gordon Freeman, and he is your electoral opponent” my mom said back. “hey you opponent stop beating her up you evil guy!” I yelled loud at him. “Shut up kid or you will pay!” my opponent said and aimed his laser gun at my head. “Opponent don’t aim your lazers!” yelled mom and my opponent shot her and laughed. “Ha ha stupid humen girl with no head” he said with smiles. I grabed my mom’s hands and said “Mom you were beautiful soul and opponent will pay.” “Gordon Freeman no drop out of race as fast as you can…” my mom said and died. Then I grabbed a wepon and shot my opponent in the heart of his economic policy and said “This is not over!” The people round me cheered and smiled and said “Good job Gordon Freeman we hate that opponent!” Opponent made people afraid and Gordon Freeman killed him and gave them hop. “opponent we are not scarred no more!” said I and everyone around I said “Yeah!” and grabbed laser guns and rocks. Me and the people walked past like waves and towards the opponent tower that was big like the sky. “Where do you humen think you are going?” the opponent army with lots of stiders said. “To send you back to science and outer space!” I yelled with mad. “Attack the opponent!” I yelled again. The war was going and blowing things up when I saw a gravity gun on the ground. “Opponent it is time to do what has to be done and live up to my family name” I whispered with head down. The opponents were shoting people and steping on them with stiders and people were shooting laser guns and killing them sometimes. Explosions like ten times of the sun went around me but I didn’t care. “Humen kind is losing and I need to help” I said. Then a big rocket came down and blew a guy’s arm off and and legs and head and killed other people too. I saw the dead going on all around. The opponent were too strong and big but I didn’t care neither. I put the gravity gun on and started to throw stiders and at buildings. The buildings fell and made dust and smoke and blinded opponents so that I could use the gravity gun to throw them into the sky really high and make them squish. The people were wining. But then glowing things went in the sky and opponents came out. “Gordon Freeman we have to get out of here!” a guy said to me. “No they are all every where!” ‘nother guy said. “You are surrounded prepair to die” the dark man said. I looked around. Opponents with laser guns were there. I knew if humens lost now it would be sad forever. “Fight!” I yelled. People run towards the opponents to kill them and the opponents were going to shoot all the people in a second when bright light came into sky. A shiny thing like the opponents came from up into the sky and a guy came out. “Opponents leave my son alone” John Freeman said.” Henry Freeman said to his audience.
Follow Freeman would be a catchy slogan.
Stolen from GamesRadar.
proof —> http://www.gamesradar.com/f/game-characters-for-o…
drop off gordon freemen in afghanistan with a crowbar and a gravity gun and he'll fix everything in a week :o
"Follow Freeman!"
YES.