Peach is a worthy opponent, but she’s no match for Falcon’s laser tit!
By KingofRetards, screenshot by BrawlinRupee

Falcon… NIPPLE!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 3, 2009 · 2:38 AM

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Boobies, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Head Shot, Lasers, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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AuraMaster 107p · 839 weeks ago

Since we're on the subject of nipples, I have a riddle about a character from Metal Gear Solid.

Q: How do you titillate Ocelot?
A: You oscillate his tit a lot!

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 839 weeks ago

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 839 weeks ago

I think he bwoke. Nice one, Aura; NOW how are we going to get our bad Wolf jokes?

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Vabolo 118p · 839 weeks ago

Can't let you forget me, Paulrus!

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Taiho 86p · 839 weeks ago

You're just mad 'cause you just finished photoshopping Wolf in a bikini and now you won't get to "share" it with the rest of the us.

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RoboRed 67p · 837 weeks ago

Just the thought of that makes my brain burn...0_o

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Paul d'Arbonne · 839 weeks ago

Captain Falcon is like a walking nuclear explosion, any part of him could come out and beat the shit out of you without warning.

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RoboRed 67p · 839 weeks ago

I dunno about you, but if I had laser nipples, I would rule the world...

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 839 weeks ago

Golden Nipples of Doom.

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Not_anon 84p · 772 weeks ago

Can't let you Fire your Nipple Lazer.

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Invisibool · 821 weeks ago

I yell this out regularly in a match... It's become a household joke...

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FistoftheEastShroom 64p · 836 weeks ago

Quick question:

If
Captain Falcon = God;
Kirby = Jesus; and
Wolf = Satan;
Who is Ike?

If this is a bad place to post this question, please let me know.

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Xifihas 64p · 836 weeks ago

Ike is, um, the guy who got Jesus killed, whoever he is.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 769 weeks ago

F.Y.I That would be Judas.

Now for the funny: Ike fights for his friends. Kirby didn't make the cut...

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MrRaccoon 106p · 839 weeks ago

I was not expecting that when he said he was charging his lazors

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Taiho 86p · 839 weeks ago

Close your eyes! Whatever you do, don't look at the nipple!

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celark · 839 weeks ago

Wow, even the great Falcon's nipples are deadly...

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Burnt Eyes · 839 weeks ago

Well, that's one move that I did certainly not want to be shown...

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Xifihas 64p · 836 weeks ago

FIRIN MAH NIPPLE LAZOR!!!

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sir_auronDX · 839 weeks ago

HEADSHOT

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BrawlinRupee · 839 weeks ago

Ah, thank you for crediting me this time. :)

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drill · 839 weeks ago

so THAT'S what that little brass button on his uniform does.

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AuraMaster · 839 weeks ago

Since we're on the subject of nipples, I have a riddle about a character from Metal Gear Solid.

Q: How do you titillate Ocelot?
A: You oscillate his tit a lot!

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Burnt Eyes on April 3rd, 2009 6:59 am

Well, that's one move that I did certainly not want to be shown…
Paulrus on April 3rd, 2009 8:20 am

Golden Nipples of Doom.
AuraMaster on April 3rd, 2009 8:35 am

Since we're on the subject of nipples, I have a riddle about a character from Metal Gear Solid.

Q: How do you tittilate Ocelot?
A: You oscillate his tit a lot!
celark on April 3rd, 2009 8:59 am

Wow, even the great Falcon's nipples are deadly…
Shawn Handyside on April 3rd, 2009 9:01 am

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Taiho on April 3rd, 2009 9:16 am

Close your eyes! Whatever you do, don't look at the nipple!
drill on April 3rd, 2009 10:53 am

so THAT'S what that little brass button on his uniform does.
AuraMaster on April 3rd, 2009 8:36 am

Since we're on the subject of nipples, I have a riddle about a character from Metal Gear Solid.

Q: How do you titillate Ocelot?
A: You oscillate his tit a lot!
RoboRed on April 3rd, 2009 3:32 pm

I dunno about you, but if I had laser nipples, I would rule the world…
MrRaccoon on April 3rd, 2009 3:32 pm

I was not expecting that when he said he was charging his lazors
BrawlinRupee on April 3rd, 2009 11:45 am

Ah, thank you for crediting me this time. :)
sir_auronDX on April 3rd, 2009 5:49 pm

HEADSHOT
Paul d'Arbonne on April 3rd, 2009 1:56 pm

Captain Falcon is like a walking nuclear explosion, any part of him could come out and beat the shit out of you without warning.
Xifihas on April 22nd, 2009 6:50 pm

FIRIN MAH NIPPLE LAZOR!!!
Corenator on April 23rd, 2009 7:04 pm

Quick question:

If
Captain Falcon = God;
Kirby = Jesus; and
Wolf = Satan;
Who is Ike?

If this is a bad place to post this question, please let me know.
Invisibool on August 4th, 2009 4:02 pm

I yell this out regularly in a match… It's become a household joke…
Not_anon on July 10th, 2010 1:14 pm

Can't let you Fire your Nipple Lazer.