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Well April Fails Day is over! But before we say goodbye, check out this one April Fools crossover that I think all of us would like to see made!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2009 · 3:45 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (168 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
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Cray-Z Crossovers, God of War, Heavy Weapons, Portal, PSP, Sony, Things Are Heating Up, Valve Software, Video Clips

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The Kratos is a lie.
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2 replies · active 831 weeks ago
All Godly weapons manufactures by Zeus Sciences are constructed to withstand over 9000 Kelvin. You on the other hand, can not.
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"Apeture Science reminds you, that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. Unless, of course, you throw it into the Apeture Science Emergency Incinerator, then it will revive itself and come back to kill you, your family, your future offspring, your coworkers, people that you have spoken to recently, friends and their families, and anyone else within a five-hundred mile radius."

... Well fuck...
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2 replies · active 832 weeks ago
holy shit,we 're fucked.
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Haha, loving it that '&flip=1' still works!
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he's tired of not having cake
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I thought they said that the Companion Cube will never attempt to stab you!!
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Maybe the rocking cube wants to take revenge on Falcon! oO
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You betrayed the companion cube... now it's coming back for revenge!
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god of companion with the blades of cube

also, wihchgod of war was used? i played 1 and two, but this one is diferent...... is the psp version?
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2 replies · active 832 weeks ago
Yeah, it's Chains of Olympus on the PSP
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Ohhh I should update the tags then.
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look nice, but..... how to put the companion code?
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The bladed companion cube.
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Portal would have been so very different with the Kratos Cube

GLaDOS:Area and state regulations do not allow the Kratos Cube to remain here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it.
Kratos Cube: OH HELL NO!
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this is what happens when you burn the companion cube
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would of been so much better if it still had the heart on it
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We would like to remind you that the Weighted Kratos Cube will never threaten to stab you. It will instead do it without threatening you first, ripping you to tiny shreds in the process.
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2 replies · active 831 weeks ago
/b/ROTHER!!! ANON!!!!!
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Burnt Eyes · 832 weeks ago

This is a thing that must happen...
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oh sh**... Maybe I shouldn't have thrown it in the fire =
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chocolodocus · 832 weeks ago

if the cube can so far as to kill zeus im impressed!!
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MercenaryX · 831 weeks ago

How in God's name did they pull that one off?
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FreakyD148 · 832 weeks ago

Chains of Olympus is the most epic PSP game, and this video with the companion cube as Kratos made me lol :P
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see? this is another reason that makes me hate cubes.

here is the only bunch of cubes that is cute.

http://sharkrobot.com/store/index.php?main_page=p...
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What a great way to conclude April Fails Day by posting a video that is SO MUCH FUCKING WIN!!!!!!111one!!1111

On another note, I've noticed that a majority of the good posts are super inside jokes.

P.S. SHAWN I'M WAITING FOR THAT FACEBOOK GROUP!!!!!!!!!!!

P.P.S. This was a Triumph.

I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS!!!
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science!

We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us; except for the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake,
you just keep on trying until you run out of cake,
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun,
for the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me,
and torn into pieces,
and threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a wonderful line,
and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
So I'm glad I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa.
That was a joke, haha, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking, when there's science to do,
when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done,
on the people who are still alive.

P.P.P.S: And believe me I am still alive.
P.P.P.P.S.: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
P.P.P.P.P.S.: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: While you are dying I'll be still alive,
and when you're dead I'll be still alive.
Still alive.

Still Alive
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3 replies · active 831 weeks ago
the facebook group is already made.search for it.
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HE TELLS LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh I C. My bad. Props yo you :D.
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Wait holy hell lemme check....
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See, this is what incinerators are built for.
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