[VIDEO] Why No One Wants to Fight Dr. Manhattan

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1. Kinoc on March 16th, 2009 7:22 pm
   

   lol they added viagra as a power-up, wait did i comment already?
2. LOL on March 17th, 2009 12:25 am
   

   And I thought star wars was creepy.
3. Kinockun on March 17th, 2009 12:34 am
   

   and this is why viagra should be kept out of videogames
4. Kyle on March 17th, 2009 1:03 am
   

   I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

   Also: MIND BLOWINGLY CREEPY.
5. Onishii on March 17th, 2009 1:11 am
   

   That was surprisingly awkward.

   Yet epicly hilarious.
6. BurnoutSpartan on March 17th, 2009 1:12 am
   

   BLUE RAPE!!…..no thats not funny.
   Mr. Manhattan fucking-up the enemies!!……still not funny.
   Damn, I got nothing.
7. shadowrya7 on March 17th, 2009 1:15 am
   

   Rule 34 has betrayed me.
8. Paine on March 17th, 2009 1:17 am
   

   The one thing I've learned here is that Smurfette is a whore. Actually, I've also learned that Dr. Manhattan walks around with a boner that whacks him in the face when he takes a step.
9. Doomwaffle on March 17th, 2009 1:22 am
   

   HEY LETS USE MARIO SOUND EFFECTS K LOL
10. Evitron on March 17th, 2009 1:29 am
    

    Don't they know that Manhattan's blue penis is never erect? I mean, seriously guys. Stick to the source material.

    I lol'd though. Very funny.
11. Mr. ForTheWin on March 17th, 2009 1:30 am
    

    Extreme Wrongness!! But Epically Hilarious. :D
12. MrRaccoon on March 17th, 2009 1:41 am
    

    "Your weiner is good, but mine is better"
13. Nick Soapdish on March 17th, 2009 2:15 am
    

    You thrust your pelvis! Hunh!
14. Shawn Handyside on March 17th, 2009 2:27 am
    

    Also anyone who Diggs this gets 800 awesome points.
15. Seb on March 17th, 2009 3:25 am
    

    all I can think is, "HOSHIT! SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS!!!" am I horribly twisted?
16. AuraMaster on March 17th, 2009 4:05 am
    

    I laughed the whole way through this. Epicly hilarious.

    The last fight scene is what would have happened on Fire Island.
17. Dan on March 17th, 2009 4:36 am
    

    The video won't show for some reason. I YouTube'd it and thought it was pretty funny if disrespectful to the Watchmen, though no more so than Saturday Morning Watchmen.
18. Shawn Handyside on March 17th, 2009 4:52 am
    

    I am noting your points in my ledger of radness!
19. Peyj on March 17th, 2009 2:50 pm
    

    No one is safe from Rule 34! I swear, if Alan Moore saw this, he would die from an absinthe-induced stupor trying to forget his characters being used like this. That, or die from shock.
20. MasqueNoMercy on March 17th, 2009 3:07 pm
    

    nope, the guy who made this animation, THAT GUY is horribly twisted, youre just an innocent mind being warped by his madness
21. S.K. on March 17th, 2009 3:51 pm
    

    And I thought it was because of cancer! Boy, was I wrong.
22. SmegEd on March 17th, 2009 7:37 pm
    

    Your Schwarz is almost as long as my Schwarz ! But do you know how to use it ?

    /spaceballs
23. BlueChameleon on March 17th, 2009 10:21 pm
    

    I guessed the gag from the title. Do I get a prize?
24. Luckydog on March 17th, 2009 11:07 pm
    

    Did no one else notice that it's kung fu? It's an old nes game. I have to say, this version actually look more fun but that's cause Kung fu wasn't the best of games -_-
25. Pickapok on March 17th, 2009 11:13 pm
    

    Disgusting
26. FoxyMayo on March 17th, 2009 11:43 pm
    

    What. The. FUCK?!?!?!?!
27. Vabolo on March 18th, 2009 12:20 pm
    

    At first, I thought ''Hey, they didn't give Dr Manhattan a dick, this might be somewhat…."
    *PSHEEUUU(or whatever a lightsaber sounds like)*
    "…Whelp, there goes the chance of intelligent content!''
28. Chris on March 18th, 2009 1:11 pm
    

    I was strangely aroused.
29. DeathJam on March 18th, 2009 9:36 pm
    

    Yeah… i lol'd FUKKEN hard, mainly because it reminded me of an old childhood joke (mainly claiming 2 people would literally have dick wars XD)

    I hope to never see this again… ah hell i'm replaying this shit
30. Elohel on March 19th, 2009 2:48 pm
    

    the jolly green giant spinning through the air with an erect penis is the funniest thing i've ever seen
31. thereisnospoon on March 19th, 2009 7:44 pm
    

    Doubya Tee Eff.
32. KingofRetards on March 23rd, 2009 1:33 am
    

    This is one of those things that cannot be unseen.
33. Hiroki on March 24th, 2009 3:01 am
    

    Oh ye gods. Sick. Really, really sick.

    And yet, the funniest damn thing I've seen all week.
34. Zink120 on April 9th, 2009 5:14 pm
    

    lol…
    I just noticed this is tagged under "Adult Situations".
    My perception of growing up just put on a blindfold and was fired out of a cannon.
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37. eddieg on April 17th, 2009 6:47 pm
    

    this is funny?
38. The Silent One on April 18th, 2009 3:58 am
    

    Damn. I haven't lol'd that hard in a while.
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40. baz on April 21st, 2009 2:19 am
    

    Love the street figher win sound fx :D
41. doomsday on April 21st, 2009 7:20 pm
    

    recon. lol
42. Corenator on April 22nd, 2009 9:44 pm
    

    Reminds me of this video (somewhat):

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