This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees.

73 Comments

1. tveye on March 10th, 2009 10:39 am
   

   Slippy shouldn't be so enthusiastic.
2. Trunks on March 10th, 2009 10:50 am
   

   I don't mean to complain Shawn, but this picture is WAY old. Like, several years ago on 4Chan old, bro.
3. GreenWisp on March 10th, 2009 10:53 am
   

   Vegeta, what does the scouter say about how many degrees this baby can take?

   It's…UP TO 9000!!
4. MrRaccoon on March 10th, 2009 10:57 am
   

   I knew it was from 4chan, only they could cook a baby for the lols
   Anyway, it's cruel…. buuuut I like it
5. Exuberance on March 10th, 2009 11:01 am
   

   Rarely do I see sights so horrifying yet so hilarious.
   This could only be topped by a picture of a Holocaust victim with the caption "heal plz"
6. MasqueNoMercy on March 10th, 2009 11:01 am
   

   "Don't take us now officer I just put a turkey in the oven"
   "Dude… we don't have any turkeys… … MY BABY!"
7. Gustav on March 10th, 2009 11:20 am
   

   Mmmm dripping with sauce.
8. NoirOrion on March 10th, 2009 11:43 am
   

   Chiliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii baby-back-ribs
9. Dan on March 10th, 2009 11:49 am
   

   Some of us like to avoid 4Chan on general principal, so this was new to me. 4Chan is a vast sea of vomit and other even less wholesome fluids but occasionally something worthwhile washes up on shore.
10. KidWithTheFace on March 10th, 2009 12:02 pm
    

    slippy doesn't contribute much to the team, but every now and then he suggests a modest proposal.
11. FoxyMayo on March 10th, 2009 12:07 pm
    

    I don't think that microwave has a "Baby" setting, though…

    But dang will that baby be tasty when it comes out.

    Slippy: "Noooooo!!!"
12. G1drake on March 10th, 2009 12:13 pm
    

    whooooooooooo some want baby beef? cries not included
13. Runeblade on March 10th, 2009 12:38 pm
    

    I snickered.

    4/5
14. LELEL on March 10th, 2009 12:39 pm
    

    That's so tempting…
15. FandangoRex on March 10th, 2009 1:42 pm
    

    first thing on halolz to make me geniuinely laugh out loud in a while. 5'd.

    does that make me a bad person?
16. Dr. Furry on March 10th, 2009 2:10 pm
    

    old as hell (jeesus christ just look at teh microwave) butstill its epic
17. Megatonwhale on March 10th, 2009 2:53 pm
    

    I lol'd so hard when I saw this :P
18. Paiv on March 10th, 2009 3:16 pm
    

    I can't enjoy these "over 9000" posts cause I've run out of scouters.

    The only things I have are my inert balls. >.<
19. Angel.9 Rakou Cobra on March 10th, 2009 3:40 pm
    

    We proved it here, didn't we?
    http://www.halolz.com/2009/02/03/inappropriate-hu…
20. Angel.9 Rakou Cobra on March 10th, 2009 3:55 pm
    

    Well, I was on my way to hell many submissions back, so who cares now? Might as well lol. :D
21. MrRaccoon on March 10th, 2009 4:05 pm
    

    Baby food: You're doing it wrong
22. Allen on March 10th, 2009 4:09 pm
    

    HALP MEH!
23. Ultamia on March 10th, 2009 4:12 pm
    

    OMFG THAT MICROWAVE BETTER BE TURNED OFF >:|
24. piclemaniscool on March 10th, 2009 4:12 pm
    

    but what if the microwave goes OVER 9000?!

    Quickly Star Wolf! stop slippy from doing that!
25. Teradohn on March 10th, 2009 4:31 pm
    

    That's… so terrible… but… so funny…
26. Gustav on March 10th, 2009 4:58 pm
    

    you sir are awesome. A modest proposal is something everyone should consider ^_^.
27. dark on March 10th, 2009 5:02 pm
    

    i see waht u did thar g1 drake
28. Taiho on March 10th, 2009 5:05 pm
    

    Wait a sec, a "we're all going to hell" submission that wasn't submitted by Nick Soapdish?
29. MrRaccoon on March 10th, 2009 5:11 pm
    

    O.o
    You're right…
    Migh this be a signal of the world's doom?!
30. dudemanawesome on March 10th, 2009 5:13 pm
    

    This picture is so old, someone actually photoshopped out the pixels…
    I'll post link when I get home.
31. Nick Soapdish on March 10th, 2009 7:25 pm
    

    Ironically the first time I saw this picture was when I was looking for Slippy pics for one of my more *ahem* controversial submissions.
    (was going to point to the most commented section on the right but it's gone now!)
32. MasqueNoMercy on March 10th, 2009 8:04 pm
    

    barbecue sauce
33. MountainMan on March 10th, 2009 8:31 pm
    

    Can't let you cook that, Slippy Toad.
34. Practically Satan on March 10th, 2009 8:38 pm
    

    No, wait! I've got it!

    http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/2476/holocaust4….

    Oh, man, I am going to burn in hell for this.
35. Gustav on March 10th, 2009 9:19 pm
    

    hehe love the pic, but they will only get a rez for 10 gold. if they can't oat yo then stay dead!.
36. LOLWUT on March 10th, 2009 9:59 pm
    

    I dont like this. It's plain child abuse.
37. Caleb Freel on March 10th, 2009 10:18 pm
    

    hahahaha Fan-tastic! =D
38. KingofRetards on March 10th, 2009 10:22 pm
    

    Holy fucking shit. Lol.
39. >_> on March 10th, 2009 11:29 pm
    

    I no lolz. Child abuse.
40. Nobrain on March 11th, 2009 12:09 am
    

    Am I the only one with the morals here who finds this utterly wrong?

    I find pretty much a lot on this site funny.

    Poor baby.
41. Kbman on March 11th, 2009 2:36 am
    

    Don't go burning that baby! Be reasonable, Fox!
42. Gustav on March 11th, 2009 9:19 am
    

    Yay gold star, I am gonna put it on my microwave!
43. Nurematsu on March 12th, 2009 1:22 pm
    

    KEEP CRYING, BABY! >:D
44. The_Ginger on March 12th, 2009 4:53 pm
    

    you cant do a barrel roll in a microwave D:

    i guess you can say that microwave…can't let me do that?

    *achievement unlocked -- Double refrence :D*
45. Exploderizer on March 12th, 2009 10:00 pm
    

    Barrel roll out of this, bitch.
46. ANON_MUST_DELIVER on March 12th, 2009 10:03 pm
    

    *door closing* use the boost to get through!
47. Vabolo on March 19th, 2009 6:16 pm
    

    Buuuurn, baby bur-*Ahem*- Sorry, making horrible jokes is as easy as taking candy from a….Yeah. I wounder how the mortgages are in Hell. Probably sub-crime. :D
48. FALCON PUNCH! on May 9th, 2009 2:13 am
    

    know i know why they call it "baby food"
49. Yourface on July 9th, 2009 5:46 pm
    

    hahahahahaha that is so funny thats stupid XD
50. Senkon on August 17th, 2009 2:44 pm
    

    No babyback ribs jokes?

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