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Animal Magnetism

There’s nothing worse than finding the perfect woman, and then discovering she’s not the right magnetic polarity! Especially when it destroys your wang!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 24, 2009 · 12:07 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (541 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Artistic, Depressing, Failure, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Pokémon, Science/Math, Sequential Art, The Great Outdoors, True Love

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science can be so cruel sometimes
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How do these creatures stay alive? They can't breed because of Magnetism.
Do they do inter-species breeding and hope to god they don't get freak children?
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1 reply · active 811 weeks ago
Is this at the daycare?
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EMCB.
Electro Magnetic Cock Block
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Why is there no comments on this? I wanted to see all the drama again T_T
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4 replies · active 760 weeks ago
Faptastic!
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Does this mean the Minum and the Plusle are stuck together?
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2 replies · active 843 weeks ago
I totally didn't need to see that...
*eats face*
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Man if I had a nickel for every time it happen to me...I would still have nothing.
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so Pikachu can have buttsecks with both polarities then? does that like make him magnetically bisexual?
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1 reply · active 844 weeks ago
Can't let you fuck that!
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I... I can't look away. CURSE THE ADORABLE BUTTSECKS! CURSE IT!

...I need a cold shower.
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yeah, this is fucking awesome
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CANNOT SCREW.
INVALID MAGNETISM CODE.
SYSTEM ABORT.
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MAGNETISM: apparently the only cock block stronger than wolf ._.

lol plussle got pwnt
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Thank you guys, i came on this website in school, and now 2 of my friends think i'm into pokeporn >_<

Anyway, pic is old as fuck, still funny as fuck, and hell, Jkrswild, if that happened, i don't actually know if i'd shit myself or explode from sheer awesome-ness XD
5/5

P.S I was expecting moar drama T_T you guy's dissapoint me...
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3 replies · active 844 weeks ago
Dude....lesbian mudkips...charizard buttseck....and now this?...Sooner or later there's gonna be a pic up here that has pokemons with huge tits or doing something much more "vivid" than this....and there will no one to blame but us for it. Still, im not complaining *drools*
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8 replies · active 818 weeks ago
Great now I've to fap: THANKS SHAWN. Poor broken penis =(. Broken 'wangs' for the lose.
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Of course, the other downside of this is when two opposite pokemon don't want to, ...
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old as fuck, still laughing my ass off. mah gf thought it was sad tho, poor little plusly she said.
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I would hate to have my wang broken by the laws of physics...

DANG YOU SCIENCE!
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Um... is there a rating for "slightly disturbed"?
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I would be all "OMG pokesex!" but it's too cute an funny XD
5/5
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RocketFetus · 844 weeks ago

Halolz has reached a new low.
And yet it is still hilarious.
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3 replies · active 844 weeks ago
That was wrong on so many levels... and yet I laughed hysterically!
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Old as the hills...
Funny as f**k!
5/5'd
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Is nawt buttsecks stewpids
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10 replies · active 818 weeks ago
Wait yeah, teh pokemon buttsecks, what's with that!?
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...were able to show animal butt sex on halolz?
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2 replies · active 843 weeks ago
this comic is hilarious no matter what time of year it was posted but i cant help but think that it was meant to be done on valentines day and missed the deadline?
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1 reply · active 844 weeks ago
poor fella
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How do these creatures stay alive? They can't breed because of Magnetism.
Do they do inter-species breeding and hope to god they don't get freak children?
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Why is there no comments on this? I wanted to see all the drama again T_T
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So much fucked up in this comic...
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what a lucky lady
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So much fucked up in this comic...
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what a lucky lady
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wow, that`s gonna hurt, i mean it`s gonna leave mark and that`s something hentai, or what it is?
i don`t know because what i see its not something everybody can see that`s what i think but is have the fun side, like poor plusle
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cantletudothat · 830 weeks ago

lol pimpchu
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Yes it is on NG
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Fail... i do not find buttsecks funny. or magnetised blocks.
1/5.
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eh, it's k. 3/5
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2 replies · active 838 weeks ago
So gross, yet so cute...
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Old as the hills...
Funny as f**k!
5/5d
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Old as the hills...
Funny as f**k!
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Shadow Link · 843 weeks ago

Cute, funny, and VAGUELY AROUSING all at the same time. Congrats to the author. :P
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ZekeTheDefender · 844 weeks ago

Anyone who thinks this is disturbing should go see $up@h nin10doh on newgrounds
At least I think thats how it's spelled
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4 replies · active 838 weeks ago
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Blinky da ghost · 844 weeks ago

COCK BLOCK!
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MrSunshine028 · 844 weeks ago

*old Geezer time*
What in the hell do you mean old pokemon, back in my day i remember there was a 150 and then 151 which blew my fucking mind. Now everytime I shuffle by an EB store... shit sorry "GameStop" I practically shit my god damn Depends. I guess i have been out of it for years because they don't take my N64 games no more and when I asked for a version of Blue they handed me some damn version of pokemon called Plutonium... I miss my wife

MORE OF THAT'S MY DYING GRANDPA AFTER THIS!!
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Shippiddge · 844 weeks ago

...ouch...
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