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PMS - Not even Spartan Armor can protect you from it.

Crazy women, always being controlled by their hormones!
By Zach The Maniac

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 22, 2009 · 11:11 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (203 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
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Undeniable proof that Samus can kick Master Chief's ass. Therefore, Metroid > Halo. :P
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2 replies · active 841 weeks ago
POOR SPARTAN, hey at least she isn,t in her varia suit
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yeah but its *gm_flatgrass*
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Yeah, there is no safe place!
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Not even a freakin' Gundam will protect you from it!

Now if you'll excuse me, I has to RUN AWAY!!!!!!! *flees from Samus*
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while it's true, i didn't lol that much at this
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2 replies · active 842 weeks ago
Well the idea is excelent, but the execution was not completely good
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Zach The Maniac · 842 weeks ago

Yeah,I know. I really didn't expect it to make it here but I guess either the submissions as of late were dry or it got in on the whole "not another wolf joke" rule.

Either way it works.

...From Russia with Love.

-ZTM
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QueenofRetards · 842 weeks ago

Way to go hubbie.
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4 replies · active 841 weeks ago
:D
I have a Queen now... wait that means... once a month... O SHI-
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I expect her avatar pic to be exactly the same as yours but with a bow or ribbon on her head.
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R.I.P. ,King of retards. R.I.P. TT_TT
Poor guy.
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I feel sorry for you...
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Can't let you do that, first post.

I lol'd heartily.
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fancy pants · 842 weeks ago

I'm partially reminded of that grab her butt halo joke from earlier.
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Doomwaffle · 842 weeks ago

You'd think they'd have stopped giving out Garrys Mod for free to anyone with a poor imagination and decent positioning skills.
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4 replies · active 841 weeks ago
it is pretty tedious to position ragdolls, though..
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Zach The Maniac · 841 weeks ago

You have no Idea,Grim.

Master chief was not made to cower. The hardest part of this damn pic.

Also the MSpainted Text boxes detract from the actual image. Gotta stop relying on Verbal humor.

-ZTM
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trust me i know, i have garry's mod, i've been through the trouble. especially with the god damn tf2 scout. IT DOES NOT HAVE A SKELETON AT ALL. whenever i try posing the ragdoll for the scout, his neck twists around, his legs bend backwards and it's just terrible. that's why i just stick to blowing stuff up :X
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Zach The Maniac · 842 weeks ago

I dont have a poor imagination...I'm actually quite creative. I'm just no good with visual comedy.

-ZTM
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It's "Mjolnir" armour, by the by...
Good pic though!
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1 reply · active 841 weeks ago
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Zach The Maniac · 841 weeks ago

It's on a spartan so I'm dubbing it Spartan armor. Stop reading the descriptions of the halo 3 armor pieces.

On an unrelated note: GRUNT RUSH!

-ZTM Aka the guy who refuses to register on principle.
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ConkerBirdy · 842 weeks ago

coulda used a better map but still funny none the less.
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Zach The Maniac. · 842 weeks ago

I havent found any maps,really. Still new to it.

Any suggestions on a better place to splat master chief with a pelican will be greatly appreciated.

..Also octopussy.

-ZTM

P.S. BAM!
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whatUwishUknew · 842 weeks ago

studies show that the best way to stop pms is a good old fashioned 'bed-making'
http://www.spike.com/video/manswers-season-1/2944...
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Zach The Maniac · 841 weeks ago

Let her make her own damn bed...I am not screwing up my good sheets for the lack of an awesome argument.

Love arguing with PMS chicks...they are meaner than me.

And I'm Meaner than a Beaner.

-ZTM
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X Intolerable X · 842 weeks ago

Looks like she finally got sick of Snake groping her all of the time.
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3 replies · active 834 weeks ago
If someone disagrees with that, I'll laugh.
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i think that samus cant pwn master chief,and master chief cant pwn samus.they are both AWESOME anyways,and if they fight anyday,it would be very tight.
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She got sick of everyone groping her.
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Let's make a list: Snake, Captain Falcon, Ganondorf, the baby Metroid have all appeared on Halolz groping Samus.
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and thats here alone. i've seen a couple of lucario and samus :cough cough cough:pics
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Also, the Master Chief got his way with her over @ VGCats...
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do you mean that one of master chief saying?: wanna go back to santa's south pole? thats my fav lol
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ConkerBirdy · 842 weeks ago

O_O
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Zach tha Maniac · 842 weeks ago

Hey this popped up! Fun stuffs.

Does this mean I've made it in the internet??

...Nope.

-ZTM
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y girlfriend is on her period, i sympathize with the spartan
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