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Lewis Evans… that is not a fart. That is either an incredibly painful bowel movement, or that Spartan is having a gun baby.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 20, 2009 · 3:44 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (97 votes, average: 3.07 out of 5)
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Bungie, Disturbing, Foreign Object, Halo, Heavy Weapons, Microsoft, Poop Jokes, Xbox 360

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The new Chastity Guard 5000 is proven to protect your teen from unwanted pregnancy.

*Reloads sold separately. Not available or legal in all areas. CG5k is not FDA approved. Please use only Spartan(tm) approved midget to operate this device. Do not taunt CG5k. Not compatible with Overshield brand condoms. Not for use with incendiary rounds. Side effects may include: bleeding, screaming, loss of loved ones and/or pets, painful discharge, and death.
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2 replies · active 845 weeks ago
You sir, deserve a trophy and plenty of CAKE.
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ConkerBirdy · 846 weeks ago

O__O
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Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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how cute!a gun baby!NOT!
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This is what happens when a Spartan gets a prolapsed rectum.
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Gives new meaning to the term "explosive diarrhea".
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2 replies · active 845 weeks ago
Napalm comes to mind ...
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I don't love the smell of napalm in the morning anymore. O_o
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I wanna put my vote on it being a gun baby....at least it's not a suppository
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1 reply · active 846 weeks ago
are you sure about it not being a suppository?
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This may be a stupid question, but what the hell is a parp?
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1 reply · active 846 weeks ago
Yeah, seriously, I'm lost on that one! I mean, is it a gun fart? A gun baby? A gun wang? What is it and why is it making this sound?
These questions and more answered at 11.
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At least it wasn't a flamethrower.
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Spherical COmbat · 846 weeks ago

P3N0R????
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1 reply · active 846 weeks ago
This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for shooting, this one's for fun.
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lol gunbaby
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Burnt Eyes · 846 weeks ago

That's gonna leave a mark! 3/5
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fffft FIRST.

Also IMO this pic ain't that great, kinda funny in a sick way but eh. Impressive screenshot though.
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1 reply · active 845 weeks ago
Can't let you do that, first post.
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