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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 20, 2009 · 8:38 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (321 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
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Activision, Bad Ideas, Cray-Z Crossovers, Guitar Hero/Rock Band, PC, Retro, Rockin' Out

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Unlocked new song:
Dragonforce, Through the Fire and the Flames
You see a red circle
press re-
you see a blue circle
pre-
you see a yellow circle
you see a red circle
...
You fail!
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The most funny thing is the ending "You see a blue circle." "Press red button."
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Anyone played Street Fighter Text Version? I started a match a week ago, and by my estimate it'll be over tomorrow.
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you see a red circle
-press red button
you see LIGHTNINGS and some BLUE LIGHTS
-tilt guitar up
you activate STAR POWER.
you see a BLUE circle
-press blue button
you miss. probably because in STAR POWER, everything is turned BLUE, and the cirle was in the green fretline
you FAIL. try again/another song/quit
-QUIT
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1 reply · active 742 weeks ago
First time I ever player Guitar Hero I did that. Held down the blue fret for every starpower note.
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You can't get ye star power.
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> Play drum solo

SYNTAX ERROR
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1 reply · active 845 weeks ago
> Play Free Bird
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> Pointlessly press all the buttons before the song starts

Seriously, why does everybody do that? :P
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2 replies · active 845 weeks ago
Because it makes us look KEWL. Duh.
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Pfft! Playing a small plastic guitar already got the job done, baby.
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Those where the good times...
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>Play Trogador.
You have been burninated.
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1 reply · active 845 weeks ago
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Sinister Minister · 845 weeks ago

I know this song called Trogdor, but not a song called Trogador that you speak of....nah, i'm just messin' with ya.
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>Try to impress GF
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1 reply · active 836 weeks ago
GF is not in your inventory.
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It was a good game, but I could never type my commands fast enough!

You see a Red Circle, a Blue Circle, and a Yellow Star
>Press ERd Circle,Blue Circle, amd Yellw Star!
damn.....
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anyone else ever own a computer where these were the only games... and colors... available?
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1 reply · active 845 weeks ago
I have. Those were good times despite the constant grue attacks.
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Evitron beat me to it. We can already guess he won't be getting very many combos on this one.
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This is made twice as awesome by the sheer coincidence that I just downloaded Zork yesterday. Got as far as having 90% of my inventory eaten by a troll.
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YOU HAVE DIED FROM DYSENTERY.....

AND LUPIS....
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4 replies · active 816 weeks ago
its never, ever lupis!!!!!! dammit house!
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it's lupus
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It's never lupus.
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it's never lupus
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>play Through the Fire and Flames
Thine fingers burn with the white-hot intesity of a thousand suns

You Have Failed the Song, Try Another Song?

>play Raining Blood
pointless solo crits you for infinity

You Have Failed the Song, Try Another Song?
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>Try playing Through Fire and Flames now, bitch!
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You should see green, red, yellow, blue, and orange buttons.
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did someone notice at the bottom?
-you see a blue button
>press red button
LAWLS.
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2 replies · active 845 weeks ago
Evitron already said that.
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i didnt notice.LAWL
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heygaisILOAL · 845 weeks ago

Exits are north, south and Dennis.
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5 replies · active 845 weeks ago
> Go Dennis
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I lold at this so hard...
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>Grab ye flask
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You can't get ye flask.
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Ye arrive at Dennis. He does not approve of your stank.
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The player keeps forgeting to strum the white bar.
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1 reply · active 845 weeks ago
That's why it was cut so short. He already failed the song.
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I like how at the bottom it said 'You see a blue circle' >'Press red button'.

Awesome.
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I lol'd heartily at this one.
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Since I'm not in a good mood and there is no pink button, I'm gonna vote 2. Good idea though.
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1 reply · active 845 weeks ago
It's the eighties, not only is there a pink button, it's hot pink.
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Burnt Eyes · 845 weeks ago

Must...resist....urge...to...vote...1...despite...awesomeness...
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