It’s only a model.
Shh!

How do you know it’s a boy?

Posted by Michael Moore on December 17, 2008 · 4:03 AM

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 847 weeks ago

I just want to say, that a duck floats on water. So if she weighs less then a duck then she's a witch.
Also your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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Vabolo 118p · 847 weeks ago

And you cut down trees, you skip and jump, and you like to press wild flowers, you put on women's clothing and hang around in bars!

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 847 weeks ago

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ooooooookkkkaaaayyyy!!!!!
I sleep all night and I work all day.

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Vabolo 118p · 847 weeks ago

Here's a little number that I tossed up recently...

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick.

From the tiniest little tajer,
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray! for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your posse or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stick it in a sock

But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock
And you won't a-come back!

Oh thank you very much!

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KingofRetards 84p · 847 weeks ago

We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our show are formidable,
But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm
a looooooot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.

Monty Python ftw.

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Vabolo 118p · 847 weeks ago

Okay, Monty Python jokes are getting kinda repetitive. I'd even say that they are dead, passed on, no more, ceased to be, expired and gone to meet its maker, they’re stiff, bereft of life, they rest in peace, if they weren’t nailed to a perch they’d be pushing up daisies, their metabolic processes are now history, they’re off the twig, they’ve kicked the bucket, they shuffled off their mortal coils, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisibile! THEY ARE EX-JOKES!

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Xyxoz 86p · 767 weeks ago

No they're not! They're pinning for Fjords!

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DigitalDummy 17p · 759 weeks ago

They're just resting.

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Aaron · 847 weeks ago

It has come to our attention that HALOLZ is becoming far too silly.

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Vabolo 118p · 847 weeks ago

Holy shit! His cock is bigger than his head! And how could Shawn not have noticed the Monty Python reference? It's just before the knights of the round table's song!

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Onecanofsprite 89p · 771 weeks ago

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!

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PyroCatheter 96p · 847 weeks ago

WTF is this?

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KingofRetards 84p · 847 weeks ago

That is cock. You must eat it.

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Akzie 6p · 847 weeks ago

i like how at the end the ball where the feet come out of the centerpeed looks like it could be a single pube.
so that is a pretty big cock for a prepubessent child.

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G1drake 91p · 847 weeks ago

look that cock,its soo white

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 847 weeks ago

Who the hell is Michael Moore and why is he posting on my site?

Also turns out this whole Noby Noby Boy submission of his is a Monty Python reference which I totally did not pick up on! >_<

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MexicanJuice 85p · 847 weeks ago

But.....that's impossible! Micheal Moore is dead! I saw him suicide bomb the inside of Mt. Rushmore!!!

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 847 weeks ago

That's what he WANTED YOU to think!

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minespatch · 847 weeks ago

I was just about to ask the same thing... Odd. I've seen him post before on this site, and I've posted the same question but no one apparently seemed to have answered...

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 847 weeks ago

Mike used to be like, assistant editor, but he kinda stopped because he had too much stuff going on in his life. Of course I still bug him about it now and then!

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Joshy206 · 847 weeks ago

Michael Moore should start protesting healthy eating.

Also, Shawn, come on, at least one of my submissions must be funny enough ti post :P

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 847 weeks ago

Probably! I may not have looked at it yet... I'm usually backlogged with new emails to check out.

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Shawn Handyside on December 17th, 2008 3:50 am

Who the hell is Michael Moore and why is he posting on my site?

Also turns out this whole Noby Noby Boy submission of his is a Monty Python reference which I totally did not pick up on! >_<
Akzie on December 17th, 2008 10:24 am

i like how at the end the ball where the feet come out of the centerpeed looks like it could be a single pube.
so that is a pretty big cock for a prepubessent child.
KingofRetards on December 17th, 2008 11:14 am

That is cock. You must eat it.
Joshy206 on December 17th, 2008 11:19 am

Michael Moore should start protesting healthy eating.

Also, Shawn, come on, at least one of my submissions must be funny enough ti post :P
g1drake on December 17th, 2008 11:44 am

look that cock,its soo white
Vabolo on December 17th, 2008 12:06 pm

Holy shit! His cock is bigger than his head! And how could Shawn not have noticed the Monty Python reference? It's just before the knights of the round table's song!
Aaron on December 17th, 2008 12:50 pm

It has come to our attention that HALOLZ is becoming far too silly.
Nick Soapdish on December 17th, 2008 9:23 am

I just want to say, that a duck floats on water. So if she weighs less then a duck then she's a witch.
Also your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
thereisnospoon on December 18th, 2008 8:58 am

WTF is this?
Onecanofsprite on June 5th, 2010 2:15 pm

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!