Lets face it, Samus is a tough woman to impress!
Submitted by Matt Hunter, artist unknown…
Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 18, 2008 · 12:16 PM |
Categories: Anime, Artistic, Awkward Moments, Bungie, Halo, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Metroid, Microsoft, Namco, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros, True Love · Leave a comment () 47 Comments |
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http://torokun.deviantart.com/art/Samus-in-Light-Suit-55474823
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Been in my favorites on DA for as long as I can remember, but it’s still great. 5’d.
What you don’t see is behind that line there, just out of sight, is Captain Falcon, ready to bust out some “SHOW ME YA BOOBS” to catch the girl all the nintendo characters are yearning for.
Perhaps some “FALCON PAAAAAANCH” for good measure.
Hah. Chief got dissed. Pretty funny, but…
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The hell? Klonoa in the background? Why would he be pining after Samus? o_O
Who wouldn’t be pining after Samus?
Good point.
Lawl. XD Especially @ Hirofox and B-Mac.
This picture is awesome. Ancient, but awesome.
The picture is okay, not that funny to me. But I LOVE Samus’ suit. It’s…cool :P
4/5
Samus Light Suit, That made Metriod Prime 2 worth playing 5 times in a row.
I’m not sure if it’d be safe, or wise for that matter to have sex with a girl that has Chozo blood, AND Metroid DNA. >.>
There could be a bunch of weird side effects! But knowing you guys, you’d still do it. XD
Haha! Cry emo Chief! Cry!
Awesome pic, but what made the picture funny for me was old snake in a cardboard box with the crocodile hat (I guess it’s the crocodile hat anyway…). 5/5 Samus FTW
Where’s Captain Falcon?
Somebody call the wahmbulance!
He took the photo.
@Kidou
Humans can do evrething even make sex with female penis like creatures in Spore .
xD
5/5
We all know Master Chief is a lover of the cock. . .
. . .’cos Samus is a Chozo. . .
. . .which look like birds. . .
. . .and cock is a type of bird. . .
. . .for you retards who wouldn’t get it. . .
A certain someone in a box is looking unusually nervous…
Issat an aligator head he’s givin’ her?
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Snake.
Yeah, that joke just doesn’t work, Arc.
Love that suit, anyone know the current continuity on Samus’ armor? She goes through a new one for each new game these days. I assume she’s turning into a Mega Man clone, she’ll be getting some new armor with new powers with each boss enemy she kills.
HA. Love this one. No one is awesome enough to get Samus.
poor cheif :P
EPIC REJECTION
the only part that made me laugh was klonoa standing behind mario. love the pic anyway. 5/5
@kingofretards
Captain Falcon’s not there for the simple fact that his mere presence would cause even the hardest woman to swoon, and the point of the picture would be lost, because Samus would be trying to get in his pants.
Believe me, Falcon’s sweat is like a natural aphrodisiac.
Chief Never Cries.
Other than that, the picture I suppose if well drawn, but I really cant say I like much else about it.
and what a woman samus is!
oh, and im “sure” captain falcon would do very well…..
Master Chief, I feel your pain. I get shot down by women at bars all the time.
Not literally, of course, but I imagine that Samus’d REALLY shoot me down if I asked her.
Nice touch by having the note signed with a picture of Mister Chief.
Old pic is old.
Still funny though.
<3 <3 <3 Light Suit……..
aww, Snake is positively adorable. <3
Is that Klonoa I spy in the bottom left corner?
Whut are’s a klonoa?
No honestly, what the hell is Klonoa, I know it’s that thing that looks like a cat, but honestly… what?
Light Suit Samus FTW!
@Red
He’s the main character from a game called Klonoa. I’ve only played Klonoa 2 on the GBA, so I don’t know much else.
lol love the arm atatchment to hold the letter!
Oh, my…
*calls Bungie*
Frankie stole Chief’s armor again!
@ Archangel DM: No, the name of a bird is a Tit, get it right.
=)
http://torokun.deviantart.com/art/Samus-in-Light-…
the original artist of this piece =)
Absolutely LOVE the way Samus is drawn here.
NOOOOO KLONOA! DAMN YOU AND YOUR ENGLISH VOICE.
run cheif run!
Still find myself coming back to this epic picture. Really captures her badass side, as opposed to the overly-sexualized femme-fatale we see in Brawl.