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FACE RAPE - Nothing says “I love you” like a face full of monkey wang.

Mezuma learned about this the hard way…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 22, 2008 · 10:53 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (151 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Aerial Maneuvers, Disturbing, Donkey Kong, Head Shot, Kid Icarus, Motivational, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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I kept a straight face until I read "monkey wang."

Why the HELL did I laugh so hard!?

I thought I was more mature than that...
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Persona Non Grata · 862 weeks ago

Pfft. That's how you say "Hello" in Japan.
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sonicpokemon · 862 weeks ago

OH DEAR GOD

DIDDY IS A FACE HUGGER O.O

NOW LITTLE DIDDY WILL COME OUT PIT'S STOMACH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH END OF THE WORLD
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That move is exactly why I love playing as Diddy
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OM NOM NOM
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D: That's....unpleasant (for Pit at least) Great screenshot+caption. 5 stars
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@FrEEz:

I dunno, Pit seems to be enjoying it...a little TOO much, if you ask me. O_o

5/5, great caption. XD
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CelticArbiter · 862 weeks ago

I always new Pit wasn't quite straight... I just never knew he was into monkeys.
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CelticArbiter · 862 weeks ago

*knew
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Reminds me of the Annoyed Gaming Geek...

"Diddy's bothering Mario! Bastard!"
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Chimp wang.

Its whats for dinner. 5/5
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Pauld'Arbonne · 862 weeks ago

It's always Pit who gets rapped. :P
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DO NOT WANT D:
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[chemical.kirby] · 862 weeks ago

i also would of accpeted

"THIS is how pit got onto ssbb" XD

5
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@Marzen

So wrong... *facepalm*
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!!!FIERCE DEITY LINK · 862 weeks ago

MONKEY SHLONG

youll eat it and youll like it!
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After i took that picture, my friend would ALWAYS use Pink Diddy, and facerape people. It was so annoying, but he said he did it "out of love". The caption has been a joke between us since then. Good times.
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OMG, and lol
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@!!!FIERCE DEITY LINK!!!

Thanks...

NOW SOMEONE GIVE ME A MINDSCRUB WITH A CHAINSAW PLEASE!!!
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Pigeon Army · 862 weeks ago

Diddy wang?

In my face?

It's more likely than you think.
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im unspeakably happy that pit got a face full of dick. although, he's prolly just about the only character in brawl that would enjoy that.
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Am I the only one that's seeing the >_< expression on Pit's face? Which I assume is the default expression for whenever he gets hit, whether it's by a hand or a monkey.
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Both of their positions are PERFECT. Good timing, whoever did this.

5/5
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burnoutspartan · 862 weeks ago

Is it just me, or is pit enjoying it?
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@burntoutspartan

I don't know, but I can assure you that the monkey is!
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Shadow Link · 862 weeks ago

"I always new Pit wasn’t quite straight… I just never knew he was into monkeys."

Or vice-versa, in this case...
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And now their actions are all over the internet...
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o_o

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0_o

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0_0

>o<!!!!
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@Persona Non Grata

I'd hate to see how you say good bye then....
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Is there something wrong there Pickle?
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FALCOOOOOON TBAG!!!

Well 1 of them has to enjoy it right
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Ah, to be that monkey... 5/5

oh, BTW FIRST!
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Hey! I lived there for a year and no one sat on my face in the middle of the street! (In a crowded bar, yeah, a few ugly chicks, but ugly chicks don't count, do they?)
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