FACE RAPE - Nothing says “I love you” like a face full of monkey wang.

Mezuma learned about this the hard way…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 22, 2008 · 10:53 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (151 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Aerial Maneuvers, Disturbing, Donkey Kong, Head Shot, Kid Icarus, Motivational, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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33 Responses to “FACE RAPE”

  1. Animedevildog on September 22nd, 2008 11:02 am

    Ah, to be that monkey… 5/5
    oh, BTW FIRST!

  2. Persona Non Grata on September 22nd, 2008 11:12 am

    Pfft. That’s how you say “Hello” in Japan.

  3. Animedevildog on September 22nd, 2008 11:21 am

    Hey! I lived there for a year and no one sat on my face in the middle of the street! (In a crowded bar, yeah, a few ugly chicks, but ugly chicks don’t count, do they?)

  4. smashpro1 on September 22nd, 2008 11:52 am

    That move is exactly why I love playing as Diddy

  5. sonicpokemon on September 22nd, 2008 12:03 pm

    OH DEAR GOD
    DIDDY IS A FACE HUGGER O.O
    NOW LITTLE DIDDY WILL COME OUT PIT’S STOMACH
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH END OF THE WORLD

  6. Chris on September 22nd, 2008 12:28 pm

    OM NOM NOM

  7. FrEEz on September 22nd, 2008 1:19 pm

    D: That’s….unpleasant (for Pit at least) Great screenshot+caption. 5 stars

  8. Don on September 22nd, 2008 1:25 pm

    @FrEEz:
    I dunno, Pit seems to be enjoying it…a little TOO much, if you ask me. O_o

    5/5, great caption. XD

  9. CelticArbiter on September 22nd, 2008 1:25 pm

    I always new Pit wasn’t quite straight… I just never knew he was into monkeys.

  10. CelticArbiter on September 22nd, 2008 2:18 pm

    *knew

  11. silentdre on September 22nd, 2008 3:04 pm

    Reminds me of the Annoyed Gaming Geek…

    “Diddy’s bothering Mario! Bastard!”

  12. Marzen on September 22nd, 2008 3:56 pm

    Chimp wang.

    Its whats for dinner. 5/5

  13. Pauld'Arbonne on September 22nd, 2008 4:04 pm

    It’s always Pit who gets rapped. :P

  14. Lekonua on September 22nd, 2008 4:10 pm

    I kept a straight face until I read “monkey wang.”
    Why the HELL did I laugh so hard!?
    I thought I was more mature than that…

  15. rikumelenium on September 22nd, 2008 4:29 pm

    DO NOT WANT D:

  16. [chemical.kirby] on September 22nd, 2008 4:38 pm

    i also would of accpeted
    “THIS is how pit got onto ssbb” XD
    5

  17. Animedevildog on September 22nd, 2008 4:50 pm

    @Marzen
    So wrong… *facepalm*

  18. !!!FIERCE DEITY LINK!!! on September 22nd, 2008 5:14 pm

    MONKEY SHLONG
    youll eat it and youll like it!

  19. Mezuma on September 22nd, 2008 5:19 pm

    After i took that picture, my friend would ALWAYS use Pink Diddy, and facerape people. It was so annoying, but he said he did it “out of love”. The caption has been a joke between us since then. Good times.

  20. G1drake on September 22nd, 2008 5:34 pm

    OMG, and lol

  21. Animedevildog on September 22nd, 2008 5:34 pm

    @!!!FIERCE DEITY LINK!!!
    Thanks…
    NOW SOMEONE GIVE ME A MINDSCRUB WITH A CHAINSAW PLEASE!!!

  22. Pigeon Army on September 22nd, 2008 6:17 pm

    Diddy wang?
    In my face?

    It’s more likely than you think.

  23. Lawlzftw on September 22nd, 2008 6:43 pm

    im unspeakably happy that pit got a face full of dick. although, he’s prolly just about the only character in brawl that would enjoy that.

  24. luckydog on September 22nd, 2008 7:10 pm

    Am I the only one that’s seeing the >_< expression on Pit’s face? Which I assume is the default expression for whenever he gets hit, whether it’s by a hand or a monkey.

  25. HAZ~MAT on September 22nd, 2008 8:05 pm

    Both of their positions are PERFECT. Good timing, whoever did this.
    5/5

  26. burnoutspartan on September 22nd, 2008 9:20 pm

    Is it just me, or is pit enjoying it?

  27. Animedevildog on September 22nd, 2008 9:37 pm

    @burntoutspartan
    I don’t know, but I can assure you that the monkey is!

  28. Shadow Link on September 23rd, 2008 1:42 am

    “I always new Pit wasn’t quite straight… I just never knew he was into monkeys.”

    Or vice-versa, in this case…

  29. Rayza B on September 23rd, 2008 4:08 am

    And now their actions are all over the internet…

  30. Pickle on September 23rd, 2008 9:53 am

    o_o

    0_o

    0_0

    >o<!!!!

  31. killercartoons on September 23rd, 2008 10:04 am

    @Persona Non Grata
    I’d hate to see how you say good bye then….

  32. Animedevildog on September 23rd, 2008 11:46 am

    Is there something wrong there Pickle?

  33. om3ga on September 24th, 2008 2:18 am

    FALCOOOOOON TBAG!!!
    Well 1 of them has to enjoy it right

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